To every one out there, Please tell me all about a Conversation Killer. I've just had one tonight, but won't go into details at the moment cause it happens quite regular. Just curious to know whether it is common or not.
Scooter boy
To every one out there, Please tell me all about a Conversation Killer. I've just had one tonight, but won't go into details at the moment cause it happens quite regular. Just curious to know whether it is common or not.
Guess Who??
Slapper?
"Really,shit she used to swallow" has always worked for me.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Cyborg Biker
Every person is different, some people it could be as 98tls says, or talking about religion, politics, sex, past reletionships or anything really depends on the personOriginally Posted by Blue Babe
Forum whore
A tad more details please
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
Shafty Bugger
to explain why I am single again
Its like a red flag above your head
Everyone presumes that because you are a male it's your fault
And when you say, ask her, well, forget about talking any further
To be old and wise, first you must be young and stupid.
L-Plate Rider
A few years back, I was at work and the boss was away, leaving me in charge. Got a phone call from one of the team.
Him: "Sorry cant come in for a day or two, my father just died"
Me: "Shit thats no good mate, take as long as you need - was it sudden?"
Him "About as long as it takes to stick a 12 gauge in your mouth and pull the trigger"
Couldn't really think of a reply to that! Felt about 2 inches tall...
Slapper?
Actually on a more serious note many years back when selling cars a mate of mine came onto the yard with a bloke he knew,he said to me "whatta ya know" off handedly i replied "jews hate gas" not that im a nazi or anything,it was just off the cuff,anyway turned out although not to look at anyway ie traditional garb the guy was jewish,there was that silent thing before any other conversation ensued.
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
National Spelling Chimp 2007
Well I was in the hairdressers yesterday and asked the lovely girl cutting my hair if she was all organised for Christmas, as you do at this time of year.
"No, my grandmother is in the hospice dying right now."
That was a bit of a conversation killer!
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
Born to be mild
Watching out the office window and talking to our 72 year old receptionist on the phone as I waited for a woman to turn up for an interview. A rather attractive woman ran up the access road in tight t-shirt and shorts and I made typical male comments about this nice looking woman and finished up saying ...
"Jeez, I'll interview her even if she's not here about the job.". Receptionist waited a moment before advising me "That's my daughter".
Grow older but never grow up
Buttered Chicken
LMAO. That was so busted. Thanks for the smile.
Slapper?
love it,what did the mum say....after awhile
Be the person your dog thinks you are...
Rasta Ratskins
I'll get me coat!
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Born to be mild
Actually we both had a big laugh about it although I was hellishly embarrased.
Grow older but never grow up
Buttered Chicken
If you had told her you ride a 400cc Honda she would have set you up for sure. That's the main reason I got one. The exceptional performance is simply a bonus.
Kiwi back at home!
72 likely puts her daughter near 50....... shouldn't you be checking out young nice things?
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