How to kill a conversation!!!

[Disco Dan]

"im here ! ...now what are your other two wishes?"






.....one day it will work. *sigh*

[Toaster]

A bit like that here:
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a cop"
"Oh..."

End of conversation.

I always thought it amusing that people would ask you if you knew some random cop that worked somewhere else in the country, just because you were one - duh.

[skidMark]

"can i take a dump on your chest?"

[Timber020]

People I worked with at the youth at risk program in the US found out my grandfather had prostate cancer and was in a bad way (I had tried to keep it quiet).
One of the girls approached me after I had been speaking to my mum on the phone. She was a really nice girl but I have no class.
"So hows your grandfather?"
"His condition is now stable."
"oh thats great news"

I had this conversation with about 6 staff, then at dinner 12 of us were around a table and someone asked if I was going to get home to NZ to see my grandfather before he died.

"I doubt it" I said
"but hes stable, so he will be okay for a while"
"Yeah, hes real stable, hes dead."

Lots of dropped jaws, jesus it was as if THERE grandfather had just died.

[skidMark]

well ummm

yup.....end of thread.

how to kill a thread about killing convos......

People I worked with at the youth at risk program in the US found out my grandfather had prostate cancer and was in a bad way (I had tried to keep it quiet).
One of the girls approached me after I had been speaking to my mum on the phone. She was a really nice girl but I have no class.
"So hows your grandfather?"
"His condition is now stable."
"oh thats great news"

I had this conversation with about 6 staff, then at dinner 12 of us were around a table and someone asked if I was going to get home to NZ to see my grandfather before he died.

"I doubt it" I said
"but hes stable, so he will be okay for a while"
"Yeah, hes real stable, hes dead."

Lots of dropped jaws, jesus it was as if THERE grandfather had just died.

[Wolf]

well ummm

yup.....end of thread.

how to kill a thread about killing convos......

Ummm, yep.

[skidMark]

A bit like that here:
"What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a cop"
"Oh..."

End of conversation.

i usually only find that bit out when theyve already pulled me over.....

[skidMark]

Ummm, yep.

yup yup yup yup yup.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I killed a conversation beautifully the other nite - xmas nite. Conversation got round to catholics - these two young ones were yacking away about religion saying oh there aren't many nuns or priests these days - apart from many other things I said one was - hopefully they've seen the bloody light and reality. To which they blabbered more religious bullshit - here is what shut them up totally "Please explain how a man 30 years married, 5 children can get an annulment - when he had to get permission from both parents to marry my mother? - Money talks in the Catholic church - you can buy anything you want". No catholic yet has been able to answer that question.

[ynot slow]

On the kill a conversation and religion idea.We were talking at work about Elton Johns' NP concert on the day he was playing,the boss said he would be fucked seeing that faggot,he takes it up the arse etc etc,we were laughing and the lady who was going said to him,what's the difference between Elton and the fucken catholic priests fucking little boys,shut him up,but we all pissed ourselves,especially as boss,the lady and a few were catholics.That really proved that religion did start wars,almost.