Bloody coppers

**Patar** · 21st December 2007, 00:09

So I had my office x-mas party (good 'ole 80's theme) where everyone was dressed to varying degrees of gay and stupid, as you do for a themed x-mas party.

A good time had by all and the majority of us catch a bus back to the shop where we make our way back to our respective houses from there, myself and two others jump off a bit early in newmarket and proceed to try flag down a cab.

In doing so we approach a cab who has just pulled up at the traffic lights, as he's facing the wrong direction he informs us that he'll pull a u'ie and pick us up. The lights go green and he just heads off, no u'ie, no picking us up.... maybe had something to do with the cop car waiting at the lights

So we run across in time for the good 'ole copper roos to get the green and what should happen but the red and blue lights!!!
So we're thinking great we're getting done for j-walking, of all crimes.... lets go rob something quick... we're greeting with "You folks need a lift or something, my partner is doing some driver training"

After hooning along the streets at 70-80 km/h LEGALLY we find ourselves back home in a flash.

I don't care what anyone says, coppers are good guys and if they gotta do the shite, it's only because they have to.

(did I mention I was wearing a shirt with rainbows, flowers and hearts and an affro at the time, also one of the coppers seemed to be interested when the topic of bikes came up

)

/end drunken drivel

**xwhatsit** · 21st December 2007, 01:07

Did you guys start off in Parnell? Saw a huge crowd of gay and stupid (no Yungatart, gayer and stupider than the usual Aucklanders) people wandering around in 80s garb.

That's hilarious

Driver training -- bullshit -- bet they just wanted a hoon ^_^

**Usarka** · 21st December 2007, 07:37

With the description of those shirts they were probably hoping for some group sex....

**MSTRS:Me** · 21st December 2007, 08:39

Originally Posted by Usarka

With the description of those shirts they were probably hoping for some group sex....

Wrong town....or is it rife?

**Usarka** · 21st December 2007, 08:58

There's always room for group sex in mianus.

**Tank** · 21st December 2007, 09:50

Funny that you can write a nice post about coppers and how helpful they were - and you get a couple of replies. Post something about a copper being so rude as to give you (well not you personally but you know what I mean) a ticket for doing 140km with all your awesome riding skillz, and you get 6 pages of dribble

.

Nice to read a positive post for once!

C

**yungatart** · 21st December 2007, 09:54

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

(no Yungatart, gayer and stupider than the usual Aucklanders) people wandering around in 80s garb.

Huh? Did I say Aucklanders were gay and stupid?

Most of the ones I've met seem fairly straight and reasonably intelligent (maybe lacking in common sense, but you can't have everything, right?)
....but I guess there's a lot I haven't met yet??

**ManDownUnder** · 21st December 2007, 09:56

Originally Posted by MSTRS

Wrong town....or is it rife?

rife.. so.. err... I'm told...

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 21st December 2007, 10:11

I remember back in the day when I was in the RNZN on one of my few (or many) drunken runs ashore.

I jumped in the back of a taxi, (well more of a crawl but...) and said "Navy Base please..." and proceeded to full asleep... as one does in that state

Being woken by the the duty Officer of the Day, saying "Come lad... Thank you officer we will look after him from here..." also hearing "oh fuck whats he done this time..." I turned my head and looked at my Taxi... and remember thinking "fancy that... a taxi with pretty red and blue lights, and the driver in his work uniform, I have to wear a uniform to... sort sux don't it..." then saying saying to the OoD "Pay the man... I'll make it up to you in the morning"

**pzkpfw** · 21st December 2007, 11:21

Originally Posted by yungatart

Huh? Did I say Aucklanders were gay and stupid?

Auckland isn't as Nescafe as you'd think.

**young1** · 21st December 2007, 13:19

There is nothing wrong with the NZ Police. Overall they are a great bunch of people!

**99TLS** · 21st December 2007, 13:49

Originally Posted by young1

There is nothing wrong with the NZ Police. Overall they are a great bunch of people!

agreed ,but it only takes a couple of bad ones to tarinsh the rest, imho

empt1 · 21st December 2007, 14:24

I hate cops

**jahrasti** · 21st December 2007, 14:28

Originally Posted by empt1

I hate cops

Thanks for that, I wiil easy tonight now.

**xwhatsit** · 21st December 2007, 15:04

Originally Posted by yungatart

Huh? Did I say Aucklanders were gay and stupid?

Most of the ones I've met seem fairly straight and reasonably intelligent (maybe lacking in common sense, but you can't have everything, right?)
....but I guess there's a lot I haven't met yet??

When was the last time you were in Parnell?

Don't be upset, I was just taking the piss about your earlier comments on Auckland