We had a $5 secret santa and fuck me silly but my cousin just won $100,000 as far as i can see. Fuck i wish i had got that instead of a gay looking wine bottle sealer![]()
We had a $5 secret santa and fuck me silly but my cousin just won $100,000 as far as i can see. Fuck i wish i had got that instead of a gay looking wine bottle sealer![]()
TELL THE COUSIN IT'S ONLY $1000 AND OFFER TO CASH IT IN LOL,sorry to swear but my reason for not giving lotto or scratchies as well.
Hello officer put it on my tab
Don't steal the government hates competition.
We won $4....story of my life really innit?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
The most i won was $11. Damn that ticket, ruined xmasI'm just jealous
I won $8 once, biggest waste of money ever.
Never let your enemy see your emotions, for it is the one weapon they will value most.
My Mum won 10k once to.
I dont think she ever touched a scratchie after that.
The odds of winning that much on a scratchie are rediculously low.
The odds of winning lotto are also rediculously low. I should know, I sold the stuff for 2 years and never sold one big prize. Few Div 2's though.
I went into the Opononi Lotto shop once to collect the $2 I'd won on a scratchy but mainly to chat to the cute girl behind the counter(yes I was single at the time).
She insisted that she checked my Lotto ticket as well whilst in there as someone had won second division that had purchased from that shop, so I went back out to my truck and showed her.
Yep...I won...I was happy...she jumped up and down![]()
Was just under $8000 but hey,better than nothing and you can't forget the $2 from the scratchy too!
Needless to say I had a hell of a 3 day party![]()
Lottery: Tax on people who are bad at math.
only played a few times and wonabout $50 at most, dont play anymore
I won $100 on a scratchie once but I have certainly spent more than that on them over the years! Won $54 on Lotto too, got three and the bonus and four numbers on one ticket - $19 for one line and $35 for the other. Best I've done unfortunately, but you have to be in to win!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
Best I have done with scratchees is $100....best with lotto is $500....they are both bottomless pits to chuck your money into...but still the dream persists!
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