*Whinge Alert* - Fuck this, or how do I blow up work and get away with it?

[Hitcher]

You could always take out a civil suit against Exide in your spare time.

Exide kept me and a couple of others from my work busy yesterday. Snarl...

[RantyDave]

5th year running I am sitting at my desk at work over the Christmas/New Year break.

How many times to I have to tell you?

GET ANOTHER FUCKING JOB

Quit bitching about it. About once a week some cuntywasteofspace in the government tells me there's a skills shortage in IT. You have skills. Shit man, you have m4d l33t sk1llz. We're coming into the recruiting season NOW. Polish off your CV, find the shirt that doesn't have blood spilt down the front and get your arse down to a recruitment consultant.

STOP FUCKING AROUND

At the very least evidence of heading off to interviews elsewhere might help loosen the purse strings to the tune of, say, $20k. Which is exactly how much I'd be asking for if I were you. And if you don't think they wouldn't do exactly the same to you, well, who's sitting at their desk on Christmas day then?

FUCK THEM

There is absolutely no need to work for cunty employers. By doing so you only reinforce that behaving like a cunt is a route to profitability and continued sitting on fat arses in company provided mercs for the shallow inept dickfucks you work for.

Now. NOW. THIS GODDAMN MINUTE. Close firefox, fix your CV up. I want you looking for work by monday morning.

Dave

[Usarka]

Newsflash! IT is the same everywhere you go. Same shit, different place.

Same shit different boss.

makes a difference.

for a year or three.

until you start getting cynical again.

and the bahahahas become less and less frequent.

bahahha.



leave. at your own time. on your own terms. without burning any bridges.

[Kendog]

The best time to look for a new job is when you have a job.

[Trudes]

You need to go see my doctor Jim, she told me if I wasn't given at least two weeks off over Xmas she was going to write me a sick note. LOL!

I'm going to have another bowl of trifle and think of you okay.

[Swoop]

There isn't a Union specifically for my industry...

Prostitutes' Collective???

Seriously. If you need to borrow a US Postal Workers' uniform and "toys", let me know.

[m99dws]

See Jim, you should have hired me and I could have worked xmas

[homer]

i hope this dosnt offend


Is it your business do u own a share or anything in it...

If not tell them to stuff it

I was talking to someone today and just saying how nz should be closed on weekends and public holidays and in between xmas just like it used to be

Remembering theres always the same money to go around

And il lbe fucked if im just going to work near every day of the year and only get holidays of 4 weeks when it suits a boss to say to have them .

The weekends are fucken well mine
and should be for all other workers to
I dont mind working in the weekend sometimes but when i have plans stuff work .

No i dont have my own business
And if i did i chose to do it so you cant expect others to do the work

[yungatart]

Wrap a towel around your head, light the fuse to some Gelignite shoved in a cupboard somewhere, and run like crazy.
When caught, plead temporary insanity on the grounds of having to work Christmas, yet again, be removed from your family, yet again, and if all else fails throw in the Treaty of Waitangi

[homer]

Same shit different boss.

makes a difference.

for a year or three.

until you start getting cynical again.

and the bahahahas become less and less frequent.

bahahha.



leave. at your own time. on your own terms. without burning any bridges.

Totaly agree a couple of years in any jobs heaps

[Gareth123]

Holiday? Whats That? I'm a baker and my big boss is ALWAYS on my case to take holidays. I work for Woolworths and they quite happily stated in the contract I signed that they couldn't force me to take holidays or leiu days but could stop me accruing more leiu days if I refused to take them. I laughed at them and went to work for a smaller Woolworths (Rangiora. Come see us for the best ciabatta in town!) Every stat day that rolls around I get to work now. I love the time and a half. Pity that when I want a holiday there's no one to replace me and I get declined every time by my bakery manager. I don't mind, i only put in for holidays to keep the big boss happy. I think I have 10 leiu days owing and 15 weeks of annual leave left to take. Can't wait until next summer. I'm gonna take the whole thing off!

[homer]

The point is you still will get them ,or paid out and you clearly are going to get a choice !

[Usarka]

Personally i reckon working over christmas rocks. Get heaps done without muppets interrupting you, weathers normally average, and kids are out and about in droves.

Take the hols in Feb, jump on the bike or whatever and relax while all the other @#&*$^@(*#$^@*&#$^@*&#$^*(@^$*(@&#^$'s are all at work.

Muhahhaahahhahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-wa-a-wa-a-wa-a-ha.

[mstriumph]

.........
FUCK THEM

............

pithy, witty and to the point ........ sheesh - i WISH i'd said that!!

[Grahameeboy]

Wrap a towel around your head, light the fuse to some Gelignite shoved in a cupboard somewhere, and run like crazy.
When caught, plead temporary insanity on the grounds of having to work Christmas, yet again, be removed from your family, yet again, and if all else fails throw in the Treaty of Waitangi

I think he has already tried that one..............