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  1. 28th December 2007, 21:42 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Do you ask the girl first?
    is that why its call slap bass I wonder?
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    Given the short comings of my riding style, it doesn't matter what I'm riding till I've got my shit in one sock.
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  2. 28th December 2007, 21:45 #17
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    If you pick the G string sucessfully you may progress to having a pluck.....


    What is this thread about, anyone???
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  3. 28th December 2007, 21:48 #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    What is this thread about, anyone???
    Crap.

    What you get when you mis-finger the G string.
    Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon
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  4. 28th December 2007, 21:49 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ocean1 View Post
    Crap.

    What you get when you mis-finger the G string.
    Stink.

    ......
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  5. 28th December 2007, 21:49 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    What a laugh. Heard an ad on the radio, "Text a name and subburb" to 4333. We'll tell you all about this person.

    So I texts away Jimmy Mair Papakura to this number and get back the following.

    "Jimmy Mair is involved with Motorad Supersport" eh?! "and is competitive rivals with Chris Sucich. Jay Lawrence thinks that Jimmy is a show off on the road" WTF?!

    Jayracer you little cunt, you're dead!
    They got the info off Google. You could have saved $3.

    $3 a time these guys will be millionares selling this to TXTers
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  6. 28th December 2007, 21:52 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    What's 'text' ?
    It's when you carve a message on a 2kg lump of stone and throw it through some fuckers living room window innit?
    In space, no one can smell your fart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    It's when you carve a message on a 2kg lump of stone and throw it through some fuckers living room window innit?
    Na thats Scriptures. Throw it off a hill and they will think its from outer space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cowpoos View Post
    is that why its call slap bass I wonder?
    No thats getting to first bass......
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  9. 28th December 2007, 22:06 #24
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garry H View Post
    Na thats Scriptures. Throw it off a hill and they will think its from outer space.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    No thats getting to first bass......
    Who's on 1st base anyway ? Is it Bongo?
    The Heart is the drum keeping time for everyone....
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    Quote Originally Posted by puddytat View Post
    Who's on 1st base anyway ? Is it Bongo?
    No Bongo beat it - Who was already there.
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    bongo knows a Dan Halford who is often seen on his HONDA CBR1000. He is all about speed. fast bikes and fast girls! He will run his own small business oneday

    Well, they got the Honda bit right, but the rest of it's bull. By the way, typos and random grammar is theirs.
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  13. 29th December 2007, 14:33 #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sanx View Post
    He will run his own small business oneday
    'Unfortunately it was not long after he took over a large business.' Marx, G. 1948.
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