Originally posted by duckman


1. If she sees me starting to duck down behind the screen, that means hang on.
2. If I start to slide of the bike (attempting to drag a kneee), that means hang on.
3. If another bike comes past (or is caught up), that means hang on.

Simple really....
4. If the back wheel is six inches off (under heavy breaking) the ground grip with your knees, and pray to any god that will listen

lmao