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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    Well, the though had crossed my mind to post some snaps, but in fairness I decided against - I couldn't bear the thought that some of you guys would go for a perv and then (look of horror) discover that "mine is bigger than yours"


    An acquintence mentioned that they had bought one the other day. She has only practiced using one at home, but they sound handy enough. Just imagine, no more squating in bushes, trying to avoid sticks from pocking your bum, whilst avoiding the pee rolling onto your feet. Also great for those big gatherings where you normally wouldn't go near the disgusting dirty portaloo's, but because your bladder is about to burst, you really have no choice and you have to spend the next 5 mins giving your thighs a work out whilst you hover over the seat trying not to slip on the disgusting mess on the ground.

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    WOMEN CAN PEE STANDING WITHOUT DEVICES!!!!

    It is easy just takes some practise. AND we can get better distance and accuracy than men
    It used to be the way it was done. We are now taught that we have to sit or squat, we used to be taught to stand.

    1. DIVIDE AND LIFT. Just a little. 'Lift' a lot and you will get a horizontal stream for 2 metres....

    2. BEAR DOWN. You need a hard start and a quick stop to avoid drips. This is very good for your pelvic floor muscles. So, squeeze the muscles, start to bear down, release, still bearing down the whole time and stop. You will get the idea quickly.

    I have heard of women who can do it through they fly of their jeans.

    Personally I have not done it much, I always forget to practise. Practise in the shower, aim for the drain to get your aim right.


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    [QUOTE=Stella;1367080]WOMEN CAN PEE STANDING WITHOUT DEVICES!!!!

    It is easy just takes some practise. AND we can get better distance and accuracy than men
    It used to be the way it was done. We are now taught that we have to sit or squat, we used to be taught to stand.

    1. DIVIDE AND LIFT. Just a little. 'Lift' a lot and you will get a horizontal stream for 2 metres....



    Yeah, but can you spell out "Mississippi on my mind." in the dirt with your pee, or have a full on "high water mark" contest with your girlfriends on the side of a fence/watertank??...huh, can ya??
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    YES

    I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!

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    And so the pissing contest begins again!
    LOL
    Go gurls!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella View Post
    YES

    I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!
    No I would not be surprised. (been there done all that!)

    All you girls have to do is set the rules, (as you normally do)

    "HANDS MUST NOT BE USED"!

    Girls will win the contest, shall we say, "hands down"! Cheers, John.

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    Chicks move like sumo wrestlers when attempting the spelling challenge
    The shewee may improve your style with that, but getting a 8-10ft high mark?
    Now that I would like to see.
    We boys cheat by squeezing the flow off, building bulk pressure, and letting it rip.(too much info?) thought so. As you were.

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    thats strange but cool at the same time.
    You could piss on all those things that need pissing on.

    That mine, thats mine. Oh I like that, thats mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella View Post
    YES

    I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!
    Challenge : Your chance to prove it at Janno's & Pritch's birthday party next saturday in New Plymouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nadroj View Post
    Challenge : Your chance to prove it at Janno's & Pritch's birthday party next saturday in New Plymouth.
    is that with or without the sheewee?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stella View Post
    YES

    I do think I could win in the height and distance rounds competing against a guy.... You would be surprised!
    I doubt that, but the intreging question is "can you aim" Guys 1 femmes 0
    Caution is not a substitute for skill :no

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBR97 View Post
    i just use a couple of rubber bands,
    works well ,

    Do they make one for the guys?
    just get an old bike tube .put down the jeans leg

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    no havnt tried one ,but wouldnt mind a wee she

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    Quote Originally Posted by crashe View Post
    ....................

    Ladies have to undo everything and drop the lot and squat and have to make sure it don't go all over the pants etc..... .............
    so right
    it was all this palarva on school outings that decided me to learn to pee standing up when i was about ten ......
    .......... wear a long shirt, trous down and really "nothing to see here" ......

    frankly it was one of the more useful skills i learned at primary school .... and was very handy helping to put out campfires


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    omg i was away over summer and missed a peeeeing thread! my 2c...
    ah hem... well I never needed a peewee cause when I surf I kind of..ahem... pee in the wetsuit..occaisionally ..actually when i was younger i was skinny and freezing in the wairarapa & taranaki winter sea so i used to drink 1.5L water prior to surfing and then pee it out to heat up.. the wees was kind of mostly water i tell myself... you see that's why there's nearly no second hand market for wetsuits I hope to god there's some surfers out there otherwise you're all going to think i'm a complete krustmyster...
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