What's your driest/lame joke?

**EJK** · 1st January 2008, 21:39

What did the subwoofer say?

"Woof woof!"

**stify** · 1st January 2008, 22:14

two elephants fell out of a plane

boom boom

**FJRider** · 1st January 2008, 23:11

My dog has no legs...every night I take him for a drag.

**awayatc** · 2nd January 2008, 00:10

Last years poll showed only 2 percent off men fell asleep rite afer having good satisfying sex.

The other 98 % got dressed and went home......

**Tony.OK** · 2nd January 2008, 09:04

Whats that horrible fatty bit around the clitoris called?

THE WIFE!!!!!!!!!!

**jonbuoy** · 2nd January 2008, 09:17

Paddy finds a sandwich in the gutter with two bits of red wire hanging out of it, phones the police and says "bjesus I tink I found a sandwich wot looks like a baamb" operator asks "is it tiken?" paddy says "no I tink its beef"

**nudemetalz** · 2nd January 2008, 09:24

My dog got desexed and lost 2-stone. The operation was a balls-up.

**EJK** · 2nd January 2008, 17:29

What did the duck say when she laid a square egg?

"ouch"

**limbimtimwim** · 2nd January 2008, 18:13

What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for christmas?

CANCER

**Daffyd** · 2nd January 2008, 18:39

Psychiatrist: “When you were a child, did anything unusual happen to you?”
Patient: “When I was three my home ran away from me.”
Psychiatrist: “You mean you ran away from home?”
Patient: “No, my home ran away from me! We lived in a covered wagon and I fell out!”