Well what you got?
bling for dry jokes that makes laugh
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Well what you got?
bling for dry jokes that makes laugh
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
BAD DOG!!
Whats brown and sticky.
A stick.
Ultimate keyboard Warrior
I laughed.Originally Posted by FzerozeroT
Ultimate keyboard Warrior
What has 2 legs and bleeds.
Half a dog.
Kiwibiker Senior Member
A good one.
Go to a friend "Hey I got a great knock knock joke. Wanna hear?"
"Yeah ok"
"Sweet. You start the joke"
"Uh.. knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Um.. hey wait a minute!!"
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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree would probably kill you?
A pool table.
salty dog
which animal has five legs?.....
A happy rottweiler....
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Eyes that shine burning red
Jack had a sheep, Jill had a duck
They put them on the window sill to see if they would
fall off
Mainlander in Exile
What is the highlight of a Canibal wedding?
Toasting the Bride and Groom.
Soccer - A Gentlemans game played by Hooligans.Rugby - A Hooligans Game played by Gentlemen.
Registered User
A grasshopper flies into a pub and the barman says "We've got a beer named after you"
The grasshopper says "What.....you got a beer named Dave?
Hardcore Biker
A young cowboy walks into a bar..sits down next to an old fella.
After a while the young cowboy sees the old man has a plate of chilli beans in front of him....
If u arent going to eat that,,,do u mind if i have it..
Sure says the old fella.
The young cowboy gets stuck into it.....
Nearlly finished and there is a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl...
The young fella chucks up, back in the bowl
Then the old says...yep ,, thats about where i got up to
Deus ex ukulele
What's got 12 legs, four tails and one eye?
Three blind mice and half a snapper.
What do you call a blind reindeer?
No idea.
What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs?
Still no idea.
What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs and no pudenda?
Still no fucking idea.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Mainlander in Exile
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call it, it still wont come to you.
Soccer - A Gentlemans game played by Hooligans.
could catch a monkey
What's long, hard and full of semen?
A Submarine
Deus ex ukulele
What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your pajamas?
Grandma.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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