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    Talking For all those who put Jedi on the religious affiliation at Census time...

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    and I thought I was a Star Wars freak...

    Although...

    I think I was 7 when I found out Santa didn't exist but it wasn't until George Lucas brought out the digital version of Star Wars in 1997 that I realised it wasn't a documentary.

    When people ask me which Chinese Zodiac animal I am, the only answer I can give them is that I am the year of the Star Wars (born 1977)

    I call out Leia when I make love to my missus, and images of Leia take up my top ten Masti Files.

    I once considered dating my cousin because her name was Leia... Ok, It wasn't once...

    I don't shave my back so then I can look like Chewbacca.

    I truly believe the reason I have never binned my bike is that I have a higher Midi-chlorian count than most and I am at one with the force.

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    You might want to stop doing the drugs and come back to reality...........ah fuck it, can I have some of what you've got?
    "Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robignevil View Post

    ...I don't shave my back just so I can look like Chewbacca.
    But do you sound like him.......? especially when you call out Leia's name.. ooo eerrrr don't go there.

    Have heard of a great Star Wars drinking game though - watch the movies and down one every time someone says "I have a bad feeling about this"
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    you do it the on line thing then you put in only what you want and dont have to sign it ......which means its bascially void

    Works for me
    dont be made to feel violated when you dont get a choice

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    I really cant see the rebel alliance funding research for this clearly flawed prototype, unless some sort of stable light based engine is designed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Storm View Post
    You might want to stop doing the drugs and come back to reality...........ah fuck it, can I have some of what you've got?
    A wild imagination...

    works wonders in the bedroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    But do you sound like him.......? especially when you call out Leia's name.. ooo eerrrr don't go there.
    Sure he does! I managed to obtain this secret brain-spy shot, directly from his imagination, courtesy of the CIA;
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Sure he does! I managed to obtain this secret brain-spy shot, directly from his imagination, courtesy of the CIA;
    Thats classic.

    Number 3 on my Masti Files.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robignevil View Post
    Thats classic.
    Number 3 on my Masti Files.
    Carrie isn't so popular these days, but Padme... pity I can't put up the facial shots, they are very very realistic.
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    I think Xerxes needs to see his girly more often to avoid using the interdweeb for pr0n shots like that

    I guess we will be bringing up the Clerks film where they debate what happened to the contractors on the blown up Death Stars next!

    And the implications when Leia kissed Luke on the medical ship when ... The funny looks that Chewbacca was giving the Ewoks ... and where are the latrines for Stormtroopers and what a pain it would be to suddenly want to go to the can ... and how come we haven't found any big yellow writing in space that disappears into the distance ... and ....
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