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    Smelly hands.

    I know im prob going to get a lot of red for asking how to do this (since cooking is a womans job and all)

    Last night i actually cooked for the first time.

    My hands now stink of onions and garlic, anyone know how to get rid of this? its pretty bad.

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    ive also tired scrubbing them very very hard, but still to no avail.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    maybe try having a shower. Onions and gralic can get into your pores.
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    Rub your hands with lemon juice, and then wash as usual.

    If that doesn't work, use white vinegar.

    If that doesn't work, amputation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mully View Post
    Rub your hands with lemon juice, and then wash as usual.

    If that doesn't work, use white vinegar.

    If that doesn't work, amputation.
    This advice is courtesy Miss Mully
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post

    My hands now stink of woman, anyone know how to get rid of this? its pretty bad.

    As you were.

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    Oh, and stay away from women who make your hands smell.
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    ive had a shower, :S i'll try the lemon juce method!
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Mix some chilli powder and vegetable oil and rub into your hands. This will dissolve the "stink". Wash off with soapy water.
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    ive had a shower, :S i'll try the lemon juce method!
    Garlic can thin the blood and prevent fungus so I'd say have a wank.
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    If your really desperate, try putting turps or even meths on them, it'll also help dry out any painful calises you may have.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 0arbreaka View Post
    If your really desperate, try putting turps or even meths on them
    And then have a cigarette, problem solved!
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    re No more hands

    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    (since cooking is a womans job and all)

    , anyone know how to get rid of this? its pretty bad.



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