I found something cracker...

**Donor** · 5th January 2008, 18:10

Actually, a lot of them.

A whole string of double happies! (And a few loose ones that I 'tested' - they still work!)

*glee*

Now, where's a snail when you need one?

**DMNTD:Me** · 5th January 2008, 18:13

Originally Posted by Donor

Now, where's a snail when you need one?

Go for a ride...voilà!

**Donor** · 5th January 2008, 18:19

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Go for a ride...voilà!

Why, where you gonna be, oh self professed NANA! Hmmm?

**Donor** · 5th January 2008, 18:38

Originally Posted by DMNTD

Oh following at a safe distance

Stop staring at my ass!

I've told you, I'm fussy, not frustrated!

**dino3310** · 5th January 2008, 18:50

Originally Posted by Donor

Actually, a lot of them.

A whole string of double happies! (And a few loose ones that I 'tested' - they still work!)

*glee*

Now, where's a snail when you need one?

fuck the snail bro go find some frogs

**McJim** · 5th January 2008, 19:28

Originally Posted by Donor

Actually, a lot of them.

A whole string of double happies! (And a few loose ones that I 'tested' - they still work!)

*glee*

Now, where's a snail when you need one?

I need to learn more about kiwi culture and the language. WTF are you talking about Nige?

**Donor** · 5th January 2008, 19:35

Originally Posted by McJim

I need to learn more about kiwi culture and the language. WTF are you talking about Nige?

Crackers!

*FIZZ* *BOOM*

Ask Chick - she'll know!

**McJim** · 5th January 2008, 19:38

Originally Posted by Donor

Crackers!

*FIZZ* *BOOM*

Ask Chick - she'll know!

Wot, them toilet roll innards wrapped in foil that you pull at the Christmas dinner table and you get a paper hat and a shit joke....or a dead mouse if you're in Invercargill!

**smoky** · 5th January 2008, 19:48

Originally Posted by McJim

Wot, them toilet roll innards wrapped in foil that you pull at the Christmas dinner table and you get a paper hat and a shit joke....or a dead mouse if you're in Invercargill!

No they're Fire crackers - 'tom thumbs'
snail - small creature slips along the ground with a shell (jihad muslim)
frog - small jumpy creature of no value and lives in a swamp (french)

**Bass** · 5th January 2008, 19:49

Originally Posted by McJim

Wot, them toilet roll innards wrapped in foil that you pull at the Christmas dinner table and you get a paper hat and a shit joke....or a dead mouse if you're in Invercargill!

No
The little red suckers with a fuse in one end and all sorts of fiendish uses.
My favourite was to poke a needle sideways through a couple of them and thread them on to a length of 1 amp fuse wire. Smash the envelope off an old light bulb and twist the ends of the fuse wire around the bulb lead out wires. A healthy dollop of marmite around the whole device and screw it into an enemy's light socket.
The fun of watching the reaction when said enemy turns on their light only being surpassed by the delight of watching them clean up the mess afterwards.

**McJim** · 5th January 2008, 19:51

So why did no one say fireworks?

**doc** · 5th January 2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by McJim

So why did no one say fireworks?

Cos they are illegal. I will be around to confiscated them so they can be destroyed. if only I knew were he lived.

**Chickadee** · 5th January 2008, 20:11

Yep I remember the wee red bangers, my bro and his mates used to have fun with letter boxes, soft drink bottles and I'm sure many other things to see what happens when you stick small explosives in them!

**pete376403** · 5th January 2008, 20:19

.303 rifle cartridge case U nailed to a wooden handle, small ball bearing + Double Happy - could make a hole in a corrougated iron fence from across the street...
Things were different when I were a lad