Bike thief’s bad first date

[Bob]

As first dates go, it couldn’t have been much worse.

When a 34 year old man from Nanchang, China – identified in police reports only by his surname of “Dai” – rode a motorcycle he had stolen a day earlier to meet his date, little did he know that he was riding to meet… the owner of the bike!

The 30 year old woman, identified as “Lin”, reported “Dai”- who she had met through a mutual friend - to the police who promptly arrested him.

[awayatc]

So no second date ?
(probably another 34 years...)

[WelshWizard]

Nah its China mate, bullit in the back of the head job

[DEATH_INC.]

He he...reminds me of a few years ago, this asshole broke in to the guy we use for polishing when we're busy and stole some wheels, ours amoungst them....guess where they brought them to try to sell 'em.....more specifically a set belonging to the bosses dad.....