Happy birthday mate!!!
Hope you don't start growing up soon!! lol
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Happy birthday mate!!!
Hope you don't start growing up soon!! lol
Originally Posted by Drew
Large Falcon Collider
....okay ... Happy Birthday Jono!
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Deus ex ukulele
One suspects that he didn't fall, rather that he was somehow extruded. And would have been too young to eat cake! Enjoy, KZ.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Large Falcon Collider
...could have sworn that said 'Virginia day' first time I looked at this thread..
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Forum whore
It did say "Virginia Day". Typical Coypoes spelling mistook I thunk.
Happy Birthday KZ!
In kooping with Coypoes terrific spooling, I've pookaged a prosent for you.:
Good evening.
I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can’t say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong worms entirely, so that other people cannot underhand a bird they are spraying. It’s just that you open your mouse, and the worms come turbling out in wuck a say that you dick not what you’re thugging to be, and it’s very distressing.
I’m always looing it, and it makes one feel umbumftorcacle, especially when one is going about one’s diddly tasks. Slopping at the Sloopermarket, for instance. Only last wonk, I approached the chuckout point, and I shooed the ghoul behind the crash desk the contents of my trilly, and she said “All right, granddad, shout ‘em out.” Well, of course, that’s fine for the ordinary man in the stoat who has no dribble with his wolds. For someone like myself, it’s worse than a kick in the jackstrop.
Sometimes, you get stuck on one letter, such as wubbleyou.
And I said, Well, I’ve got a tin of woup, a woucumber, two packets of wheese and a walliflower.”
She tried to make fun of me and said, “That will be woo pounds, wifty-wee pence.”
So I just said “Wobblers!” and walked out.So you see how dickyfelt it is. But help is at hand. A new society has been formed by our mumblers to help each other in times of excream ices. It is balled Pismronouncers Unanimous, and anyone can ball them up on the smellyphone any time of the day or note, twenty-four flowers a spray, seven stays a creek, and they will come ‘round and get drunk with you.
For foreigners, there will be inperpetwitters, who will all speak many sandwiches, such as Swedish, Turkish, Burkish, Jewish, Gibberish and Rubbish.
Membranes will be able to attend tight stool, for heaving classes, to learn how to grope with the many complinkities of the daily loaf.Which brings me to the drain reason for squeaking to you tonight. The society’s first function as a body was a grand garden freight, and we hope for many more bodily functions in the future. The garden plate was held in the grounds of Blennham Paleyass, Woodstick, and the guest of horror was the great American pip singer, Manny Barrellow. The fate was opened by the bleeder of the opposition, Mister Dale Pinnock . . . Pillock, who gave us a few well-frozen worms in praise of the society’s jerk. He said that “In the creeks and stunts that lie ahead, we must do out nut roast to ensure that it sucks weeds.”
And everyone visited the various stores and abrusements, the rudeabouts, thing boats and the dodgers, and of course, all the old favorites such as Srty your Length, guessing the weight of the cook and tinning the pale on the wonky. The occasion was great fun, and I think it can safely be said that all the men present and thoroughly good women were had all the time.
So, please join out society.
Write to me, Doctor Small Pith, The Spanner, Poke Moses, and I will send you some brieflets to browse through and a brass badge to wear in your loophole. Thank you
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
pizza for cat?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
oh happy birthday
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha
Po ta toes
Happy birthday KZ!!
I refuse to say the v word
Forum whore
Did he fall or was he pushed? Was it the shooter on the grassy knoll?
Have a good 'un Jonboy...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Has jumped the tasman
Happy birthday dude
"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on"
-Roseanne Barr-
Forum whore
Trud the prude!!!! who would have thought!!Happy birthday KZ!!
I refuse to say the v word
Po ta toes
oh, I know, I prefer front bum in public Poosey.
Edit: I just realised that sounds really bad.... I meant I prefer it to be called a front bum in public, arhhh, why am I trying to explain? lol
Forum whore
While I like front bum in public, I like it in other places too! It's yummy...
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Forum whore
If he doesn't cough then he won't fall out.
Large Falcon Collider
Go on... do it fer chinaI refuse to say the v word
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
Whip it, whip it good!
Sneaky bugger! Trying to avoid a KB birthday
Ha ha to you, someone let the cat out of the bag! Happy birthday Johno!
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Yeah and you can fill in the blanks here....
Happy birthday mate!
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