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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Yeah I reckon it only really kicks in at 40 myself....
    mmmmmmm
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    mmmmmmm
    - and after the divorce, once the kids have left home and the parrot dies ...................

    and you cant make babies no matter what!.......

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    Any time, anywhere [/QUOTE]

    Tryed it standing up,,, in a hamick....

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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    that's all I have to say on the matter...


    That's, like, an entire week's worth of ego inflation. Right there. Bang. Gone.

    *sniff*
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post
    HA!!! Come into my head for five minutes...you'll go back into yours feeling like a virgin! And that is a promise...



    About what? my stress release mentality or mental Trousers?
    More to do with the fact that I can see where all this is headed

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    Any time, anywhere
    Tryed it standing up,,, in a hamick....[/QUOTE]

    nope, done upside down in a hammock though, that kinda similar?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post


    That's, like, an entire week's worth of ego inflation. Right there. Bang. Gone.

    *sniff*
    Mate you are simply as gorgeous as I am!!!

    Knock your socks off, drop dead yummy!!!

    fuck em I say!

    Edit: I am old enough to be your Mommy so be careful what your response is
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I am old enough to be your Mommy so be careful what your response is
    yummy mummy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilthyLuka View Post
    yummy mummy?

    maybe

    You have met JRandom eh?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Mate you are simply as gorgeous as I am!!!

    Knock your socks off, drop dead yummy!!!

    fuck em I say!

    Edit: I am old enough to be your Mommy so be careful what your response is
    I'm old enough to be your Dad, please don't take "any" care in how "you" respond!

    One big problem with fantasy is that reality gets in the way when you try to put it into practice! John.

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    fuck im getting all horny thinkin about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    VIXTER

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    I'm old enough to be your Dad, please don't take "any" care in how "you" respond!

    One big problem with fantasy is that reality gets in the way when you try to put it into practice! John.
    LOL

    Fantasy eh........you are old enough to be my dad, and you say things like this??

    YEEEHHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

    If the fun I am having now, remotely filters up the chronological scale I wont be an unhappy hip replacement candidate!

    Sorry that was mean

    to you and Pip!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Mate you are simply as gorgeous as I am!!!

    Knock your socks off, drop dead yummy!!!

    fuck em I say!

    Edit: I am old enough to be your Mommy so be careful what your response is
    I am old enough to be his old man.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grahameeboy View Post
    I am old enough to be his old man.......
    Didn't you get the Father/Son talk at school love.......apparently there is a way to prevent such a thing.......it involves a box of tissues and a thin paged mag featuring Samantha Fox!

    I am older than you so be hush.........
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
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    What do I know about sex?

    Well I guess when you are younger it is about learning what you like, don't like etc.

    When you are older I guess you have kids so too busy, maybe just bored of the same panto........I dunno..........I have to admit that much I loved my ex, sex was too organised (well she was an Accountant) and not really spontaneous.

    Now at 45, I have been in a relationship for 11 months with someone I have always been good friends with for 7 years...she has 2 kids so busy and we may have sex twice a month but quality beats quantity everytime...................I enjoy saving up

    Anyway, that's all I have to say

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