Out on the piss on new years

[mitchilin]

with a mate of mine Dave.I'm really pissed and about to go home to the missus and I vomit all down my shirt.I say to Dave "Fuck mate, the missus will kill me.She told me not to get pissed tonight"So Dave says "Look blame it on me.I spewed on ya and gave ya fifty bucks to clean your shirt" and he tucked a fifty dollar note in my shirt pocket.So I get home and the missus sees the state I'm in and goes "Your pissed""Nah I'm not pissed ,Dave spewed on me and gave me fifty bucks to give to you to clean my shirt" With that she brightened up a bit and saw another fifty dollar note in my pocket."OK then but what's this other fifty dollar note for?"."That's right"I say "Dave shat my pants as well!"

[98tls]

So far so good but how you going to explain the $50 sticking out of your bum?That Dave must be some mate

[mitchilin]

Yeah I said to him when we got on his homemade wine."Don't remember too much,last night ,the wine was nice but fuck it gives you a sore arse"