Hot Chicks

**jrandom** · 11th November 2004, 12:47

Originally Posted by manuboy

After eating my tasty lunch of homemade rolls with Liiederhosen cheese, pickle and some other stuff that was goin off in the fridge, i've come to the conclusion that it probably was not kewl to start this thread.

Why? I think it's a fine question. No reason to be PC about whether attractive members of the opposite sex in the workplace is a Good Thing (tm).

Originally Posted by manuboy

i should have known it would cause offense to one or two too many. Put it down to a learning experience and too much time on my hands, and not enough cheese. Apologies.

Who's offended?

I think we should proceed, and stuff anyone who gets precious about it.

And I still hate lawyers.

**jrandom** · 11th November 2004, 12:50

Originally Posted by Two Smoker

He said the guy likes hiring "Hot Chicks" not "Hot Boys".... Hence he isnt a Grammar or Kings Boy.....

Ah, yes. I should have made the same correlation, and realised that he wouldn't be one of the soggy biscuit fraternity.

**Motu** · 11th November 2004, 13:19

I'm hiring Hot Chicks - I aim to be the only non hot male in this workplace...uniform supplied and hand laundered....um,by me personaly.

**Paul in NZ** · 11th November 2004, 14:00

Originally Posted by Motu

I'm hiring Hot Chicks - I aim to be the only non hot male in this workplace...uniform supplied and hand laundered....um,by me personaly.

What? You giving up the trade and opening a branch of "Hooters" Motu?

**Quasievil** · 11th November 2004, 14:04

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

What? You giving up the trade and opening a branch of "Hooters" Motu?

Hooters bites, its cobb and Co with tight tee shirts, not much to perv at, man I was so disappointed.

**Motu** · 11th November 2004, 14:04

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

What? You giving up the trade and opening a branch of "Hooters" Motu?

I've got a fanchise of ''Ken's Kondom Korner'' free delivery and fitting service.I'll do the fitting,the girls are just for distraction...

**AMPS** · 11th November 2004, 14:16

I've been given an assistant til Xmas, a lovely young fraulein doing her foreign studies part of a finance degree..
I don't know about productivity rising, but my blood pressure sure has.
Lou

**The Pastor** · 11th November 2004, 14:32

Yeah, my work has none

although i do do a mans job none of this womenly retail shizz

although I could do with a nice hot chick to clean up my office and makle me lunch.....

**KATWYN** · 11th November 2004, 14:48

If I was a HOT chick and thats a BIG *IF* and I was offered a job cos
of my looks.....I would never even contemplate working for some dick like him with a narrow minded superficial veiw of the world he lives in.
No doubt he has a "casting couch" in his office as well..? :

How does hiring hot chicks increase productivity? if anything it would
do the opposite. He might even work that out one day.

**vifferman** · 11th November 2004, 14:50

We have a few here - hot and smart. One is a model; another one sitting 2 metres from me used to be an air hostess (or whatever they're called now), and our last receptionist left to be a model. Then there are a few which have some nice features, but are not what you'd call "hot".

None of them do it for me, but it's nice that not all of the 90-odd employees are geeky young males / nerds / weirdos.

**Motu** · 11th November 2004, 14:56

Originally Posted by AMPS

I've been given an assistant til Xmas, a lovely young fraulein doing her foreign studies part of a finance degree..
I don't know about productivity rising, but my blood pressure sure has.
Lou

You can't run in those big bore Harleys pulling a lightweight like you around Lou,I'd suggest someone from the same company as pillion,can't let non company personnel on these bikes y'know - what about that new chick that just started? She's only polishing shelves - put it to her man,um...no...ask higher managment.

**AMPS** · 11th November 2004, 14:58

Originally Posted by Motu

You can't run in those big bore Harleys pulling a lightweight like you around Lou,I'd suggest someone from the same company as pillion,can't let non company personnel on these bikes y'know - what about that new chick that just started? She's only polishing shelves - put it to her man,um...no...ask higher managment.

Divorce is expensive.
Lou

**SPORK** · 11th November 2004, 15:55

Originally Posted by Motu

''Ken's Kondom Korner''

KKK?

Uh-oh :P

**dss3** · 11th November 2004, 16:08

Well I got a new flatemate moving in this weekend and she's a MODEL!

And we all know what models have... lots of model friends! We are well prepared though... 5 cubic metres of sand has allready been organised to turn the outdoor area into a beach for the flatwarming. Bring on the babes, bikini's and booze

Oh and back to the topic, we had a hot chick receptionist type girly here at work but she got pregnant and has left, Interviews for new girl are on at the moment. Im trying to encourage the hiring of a hottie! Promoting asking interview questions such as, "have you ever had too much to drink at work functions and found yourself in regrettable situations?"

Definitely more fun working with hotties than mingas... sexism over

-Daryl

**wari** · 13th November 2004, 22:51

Originally Posted by dss3

Well I got a new flatemate moving in this weekend and she's a MODEL!

And we all know what models have... lots of model friends! We are well prepared though... 5 cubic metres of sand has allready been organised to turn the outdoor area into a beach for the flatwarming. Bring on the babes, bikini's and booze

...

-Daryl

IACcept yurr invitation .. :spudwave: ... thanks ..

PM me yurr address ... :spudbooge :spudguita :spudbooge