Hot Chicks

[RiderInBlack]

Oh and back to the topic, we had a hot chick receptionist type girly here at work but she got pregnant and has left, Interviews for new girl are on at the moment. Im trying to encourage the hiring of a hottie! Promoting asking interview questions such as, "have you ever had too much to drink at work functions and found yourself in regrettable situations?"

So you're look for another receptionist that is going to get pregnant easily

[RiderInBlack]

I've been given an assistant til Xmas, a lovely young fraulein doing her foreign studies part of a finance degree..
I don't know about productivity rising, but my blood pressure sure has.
Lou

You might sell more bikes. Especially if she went as a pillion on bike try-outs "Mmm, dis bike makes dis fraulein feel os van-dar-ba"

[NC]

That explaines why I have got every job that I have ever applyed for?

[Ms Piggy]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Just putting in a disclaimer like this won't work. People will still get offended.

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice . There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

This is correct manuboy. You'd need to define "hot chick". I mean 1 man might think a hot chick is a stick insect with breasts so big they're a health and safety issue for her and everyone around her, another guy might like a woman with a big butt, yet another man might put looks low on his list and may want a woman who is his intellectual equal. So how can you define "hot"?
And I would think (as others have said) a "hot" chick would distract guys from working, ya know while they spend all their time mopping up the drool etc.

[Paul in NZ]

Exactly...

My 'HOT CHICK' (the lurverly Victoria) is damn HOT! Hot because she lets me be a 'boy' and only nags me when I'm being a right tosser (thus I know to sit up and pay attention) and looks after me when I've been too much of a boy without nagging me too much...

The hotest thing she ever did was make me buy the Triumph TR6C with the carpet money....

Thats a hot chick!

[sAsLEX]

[Paul in NZ]

What ever did people do on wet days before photoshop?

[Blakamin]

What ever did people do on wet days before photoshop?

went to the pub... got pissed, smoked , played pool, drove home...

[NC]

went to the pub... got pissed, smoked , played pool, drove home...

You forgot the "picked up a root"

[Blakamin]

You forgot the "picked up a root"

you mustn't have been to the pubs I went to before photoshop.....

[Hitcher]

you mustn't of been to the pubs I went to before photoshop...

[Pedant alert] That's "mustn't have". Top marks for the apostrophe though.

[RiderInBlack]

[Pedant alert] That's "mustn't have". Top marks for the apostrophe though.

Na, he's just write'n aw he say it. Proper English is for toffs and poofters (just kidding with you H ).

[NC]

you mustn't have been to the pubs I went to before photoshop.....

Oh pretty sexy chicks eh??


Even beer goggles didn't work eh?

[soundbeltfarm]

the chicks i buy (dont hire them as someone else has used them before me).
i get to break them in . they usually kick.
play with their tits twice a day.
i decide who fathers their off spring.
then when ive had enough of them i can send them away to be killed and get paid for it.
glad im a farmer .

[inlinefour]

Disclaimer for the ladies / pc buggers - No dis-re-spect intended!

Ahem. Probably more of a boy thread this one. A mate of mine in AKLD, a hotshot partner in a law firm, reckons he only hires Hot Chicks. He does this beacuse it raises the performace of the "lads" and because the office is more fun and "dynamic".

Obviously everybodies definition of a Hot Chick is different. But there are no Hot Chicks in my orrifice . There is one next door. And she is unbelievably hot. But like most HT's, she knows it.

Still, whaddya reckon. Would you productivity (if it exists) go up or down if you were surrounded by HT's??? I'm a faithful wee pup, but a bit of HT action for the 'ol i-balls wouldn't go amiss i reckon. My mate could be right. I dunno.

p.s and don't be posting sly phone snaps of your orriface hot chicks unless you have express permission. bad boy!

Reckon it does not matter how hot they look, if they have a personality of a dislexic maggot then they fall far from being a hot chick. Mind you I'd like to think they eventually grow up (or perhaps ugly?)