Hot Chicks

**cowpoos** · 19th January 2005, 23:06

I think this is the way the thread should have started......

Should we carry on?

**Sniper** · 20th January 2005, 06:12

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

Vicki is the sexiest chick I've ever met mate...

Fell in love with her the second I saw her (still do) and lets face it, how hot is her letting me buy a bike I've never seen and does not run, off a guy I only just met, pissed as a fart in a bar after a day riding a clapped out old Guzzi to a rally...

Looks fade (along with your bank account) but class never does!

Hot Chicks? They are the Ducatis of the human world. Look and sound great in the shop but once you have one and you want to ride they seem to always need some hideously expensive part before you get any place.

I can't see how it would make work more productive?

I'd rather have a hard worker you can depend on and a friend to pick you up when you fall on your face! (often)

Paul N

Paul said it, although I have several HT's that work with me and I find that IO get into more trouble than when they are not here as I tend to Show off/stare/get slapped more often when they are

Manu, Its better if you become celebite and send all the HT's here to Picton

**Fryin Finn** · 20th January 2005, 08:09

How does hiring hot chicks increase productivity? if anything it would
do the opposite. He might even work that out one day.[/QUOTE]

Hot chicks wouldn't increase productivity but they would cure absenteeism.

We have only 1 woman working in our office with 6 blokes. Shes not a hot chick but a 100 times better than the last one

**Slipstream** · 20th January 2005, 08:17

OK my 2 cents worth.

When I was working as a manager of a bar. My boss and me selected a whole new bar staff. We based it on flexibility, knowledge and good looks....wait that sounds dodgey.....cool

Anyway, him being the boss, he wanted more girls.
OK the logic behind this is, if you have 2 people of similar CV's:

- who's going to sell more beer?
- who's going to bring in more customers?
- who's going to encourage a regular turn up?
- who's going to look better in the Smirnoff bikini
etc

The fact is (in this particular case), hotties did happen to increase productivity in the workplace. We also had pretty good serivce too. The bar staff were pretty much the only thing that kept us in business due to their hard working, friendly personalities and good looks.
I mean _all_ the bar staff were good looking.
The managers weren't but that's cos one was a ginga, I was _very_ pregnant and the other, was a dog who learnt to walk backwards on her front paws (we were desperate for a manager for my maternity leave)

**Biff** · 20th January 2005, 08:32

Let it be known that I am a raving and practicing homosexual. The fact that I only have beautiful ladies working for me is purely coincidence. I have hired each of them purely because of their excellent interpersonal skills, dedication, experience, qualifications and cute arses.