WGTN: Calling 'Norf Welly Massif' Galz

[Trudes]

Ruler anyone???
Skunk, organised that bike getting back to Welly yet?

[Nasty]

Ruler anyone???
Skunk, organised that bike getting back to Welly yet?

Spoke to him last night .. its coming down!

[scracha]

Im not afraid of a lil colour. Black is a perfectly good colour!

Seriously though, if I wear pink then my head explodes. It aint pretty, in fact its worse than normal!

The orange oompa loompah look did it for me lady.

[Str8 Jacket]

The orange oompa loompah look did it for me lady.

Your too kind!! 'Cept I kinda remember that you gave me a shitload of shite that day.....

Im very sensitive ya know!

[Trudes]

Went on a pilgrimage to Te Warewhare today and found 2 very large (to fit over leather jacket) pink shirts, a singlet for $1 and a shirt for $5, so I'm ready to have a whole lot of "Norf Welly Massif BOB" stuff put on them to distinguish us from the Bucket Boys.

[Swoop]

Here's one to tell at the gathering...

A married couple, in their early 60's, was celebrating their 32nd wedding
anniversary at a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny beautiful Fairy appeared on their table.

She said: "For being such an exemplary married couple and

especially this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Oh, said the wife, I want to travel around the World with my
darling husband" ..

The fairy waved her magic wand ; and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II luxury liner

and Ten Thousand Dollars appeared in her hands.

Then it was the husband's turn.

He thought for a minute and said: "Well, this is all very romantic,
but an opportunity like this will never come again. So I'm going with my
mind and not my Heart ".
" I 'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger
than me."

The wife and the Fairy were shocked and disappointed.

But a wish is a wish.

So, the Fairy waved her magic wand, and - Poof! - the husband became 92
years old.

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.

[Sully60]

Here's one to tell at the gathering...

The Moral of the story:

Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember; Fairies are Female.

So what are angels?

Sure you got the right thread mate?

[Crisis management]

So what are angels?

If you read the Bibly thing I think you will find they are a bunch of oddly attired blokes that generally turn up and yell at people.....bit like Hitcher, I suppose.

Good luck with the racing, Girls!

[Str8 Jacket]

If you read the Bibly thing I think you will find they are a bunch of oddly attired blokes that generally turn up and yell at people.....bit like Hitcher, I suppose.

Good luck with the racing, Girls!

Dont ya mean, Good luck racing the girls?..... He'll need it...

[Number One]

Hello BoB's

To progress this all beyond statements on KB and to get things really moving...I would like to propose the following 3-4 weekends to have 'dedicated BoB race sessions' worked into the days programme.

I am proposing these dates as they allow enough time for us all to get sorted, maybe pop along to just watch and maybe have a wee trial, plus ensuring bikes are up and running and it will still allow the boys to have their uninterrupted boys fun time on the track.
PROPOSED DATES:[B]APRIL 20th. July 27th. Oct 26th [/B](and if we are still going and keen the last one for the year (including prize giving maybe)) November 23.

Again the reason I am only proposing three weekends for the 'dedicated galz sessions' was because everyone came back saying they wouldn't be able to commit to the full season...this way there are only a few dates that you need to put off your champagne brunches and pedicure appointments

Other than that I get the impression from both Bayden and many of the other guys that there is always the option of rocking up, paying a tenner and having a go either in the practises or a 'beginners session' which will take off if enough people are there on the day.

SO: If you are fur real and are available on those dates let me know...maybe PM me so I can keep a track of how many of us there are...that way I can chat things through with Bayden.

[Str8 Jacket]

Just a question..... I was planning on starting bucket racing (with the boy's) this year anyway. I can still do both? I am assuming that I get the A going as well!

[Sully60]

Just a question..... I was planning on starting bucket racing (with the boy's) this year anyway. I can still do both? I am assuming that I get the A going as well!

Fuck yes!
Though....

You have to wear a big target on your back with the words:

"

"I'm the biggest bitch here!

If you want to get past you have to come through me!"

[Number One]

Ohh good girl - absolutely you could do both

I am keen to see about getting out there more regularly than this too...so long as hubby doesn't mind sharing his rides at more sessions than just the four I listed above......

[Str8 Jacket]

"I'm the biggest bitch here!

If you want to get past you have to come through me!"

Yeah, umm.... I really only wanna be there to race..... Not really into that kinky stuff like you boy's get up to....

[Trudes]

I'm with Str8, I'm keen for the chick stuff, but also wanna get in there with the other sessions too, especially once I have my own bucket and don't feel like I'm stealing anyone elses ride. So count me in for those dates #1 baby!