What's the weirdest thing your pet eats?

[99TLS]

the dog eats sheep shit, dead road kill hedgehog, bird remains the cats have left , cats ate half a duck last week, dog ate rest this morn it was rotten crawling with maggots , the cats also tag teamed and killed a magpie last week,

[banditrider]

When I was a kid (many many years ago...nah only like 20 years ago) I had a German Shephard that ate grapes....OFF THE VINE...and only the ripe ones!
My Lorrikeet loves Strawberries (but that aint new)
Our LabX now eats anything we give her...apart from onions...
And our cats love pasta...
One of our cats though, instead of catching mice, rats and birds and leaving them at the door instead leaves Camelia flowers at the door when they are about...she is such a cute cat

Back to my old dog (the one that ate crayons & rubber gloves), she also used to take grapes off the vine and also strawberries from the garden.

Also, we used to bury fish frames in the vege garden. She'd wait a week or two and then dig them up for a munch.

Current dog eats just about any food though not that big a fan of tomato or lettuce on his sammies. Mate reckons that he (the dog) is partial to sheep poo when at his place. That's about as gross as he gets - gross enuff!

[lb99]

Oh yeah that reminds me...another dog I used to co-own was a pot-head. Wouldn't touch cabbage tho, only interested in the good shit.
Quite frankly she needed to mellow out a bit, she was a stressed out bitch, the dak didn't seem to do her any harm.
And BTW we never fed it to her, she just had an uncanny knack of sniffing out stashes LOL!

strange huh?

I have a mate who's neighbours cat turns up meowing every time he sparks up, just likes to sit in the room, then fucks off when its over......

[RC1]

strange huh?

I have a mate who's neighbours cat turns up meowing every time he sparks up, just likes to sit in the room, then fucks off when its over......

my dog sits with me when i spark up

[lb99]

My Bull Terrier used to eat empty beer cans.

my staffie used to do that. beer cans, hose fittings, my gumboots(no one elses just mine) his blanket, rocks, rope, the cush drive rubbers for my xl250, his lead, he was the master thief, and was not allowed inside, but I swear he could tippietoe, coz he could cross the kitchen floor without making a sound, barbie dolls, sandpit toys, rd250 brake pads, my wifes toothbrush (multiple times, only hers), sunlight soap, the wipers off my car, this dog was like a kea...... but he never ripped open the rubbish bag

[Curious_AJ]

my staffie used to do that. beer cans, hose fittings, my gumboots(no one elses just mine) his blanket, rocks, rope, the cush drive rubbers for my xl250, his lead, he was the master thief, and was not allowed inside, but I swear he could tippietoe, coz he could cross the kitchen floor without making a sound, barbie dolls, sandpit toys, rd250 brake pads, my wifes toothbrush (multiple times, only hers), sunlight soap, the wipers off my car, this dog was like a kea...... but he never ripped open the rubbish bag

at least he didnt rip up the rubbish bag lol...

but dang.. that dog!

[Pixie]

$45 ear plugs

[Mutley]

My cat (Chaos) eats used cotton buds. Ick

Our old cat Clyde used to do this too. Quite often the rubbish bin would be knocked over and the cotton buds fished out.

One of our latest cats is a great hunter. She catches birds, eats their heads and leaves the rest on the doorstep for me.

[buellbabe]

Nice...
When my cat catches birds the only things left are the feet and the wing tips.

[Firefight]

Zeb ate my wifes cellphone and tv remote when he was about 11 months old ! didn't just chew them, ate most of it and then shitted printed circut board for two days, wife got updated cell phone so all good.

black labs, got a love them

F/F

[Ms Piggy]

My dog has been known to eat tangerine, banana, apple and just last night (when I dropped my delicious meal off my picnic plate and onto the sand) she ate avocado.

[Weaver]

My dog is rather partial to week old leather riding pants. Won't make the mistake of letting him near them again

[Oakie]

Zeb ate my wifes cellphone and then shitted printed circut board for two days F/F

"Go ahead Mr Brown, you're through now...."

(Sorry, only people old enough to have been connected by an operator will get this)

[NotaGoth]

Kumara, and potatoes. Daniels dog literally begs for biscuits (we have witnesses to this)

Dans dog and my puppy Zep both chase and eat flies. Cheap alternative to flyspray.

And my puppy has taken a liking to weed, climbed up onto the dining table one day and ate the whole lot. Not good.

[buellbabe]

Was puppy OK?
Another one of my bitches ate dope cake that someone had dropped on the ground at a party...we found her semi passed out. I was really worried about her, thought I was gonna have to get her stomach pumped but she slept it off and was fine the next day. She never went near weed in any form ever again...