What's the weirdest thing your pet eats?

[MVnut]

Bran (wolfhound) ate a hole in a kauri door to about 7 or 8 inches diameter .....bitch in heat inside the other room, and another time some gravy beef I left out, 11.5kgs of it. Ace (wheaten terrier) loved to skin and eat hedgehogs, then he'd have a drink and the spines would clatter around in his mouth (the worst noise imaginable), sure to remember some more goodies soon

[FilthyLuka]

Bran (wolfhound)

jesus man, how can you afford the food for that thing? A wolfhound eats more than i bloody do

[homer]

our cats eat shoe laces
or anything string looking
pain in the arse when you go to tie your shoes or boots and the lace breaks

[martybabe]

I always tell people my staffy is a good little ol mutt but after reading this thread and thinking back.....

She's been opened up twice to remove rocks....I dunno she just eats boulders? She's eaten used sanitary items,toys, pens, seat belts,wax crayons etc.

Most of thats behind her now but she will insist on eating my daughters make up and my daughter will insist on leaving it where the dawg can get it.

She often emerges from one of the bedrooms after snacking on mascara n lipstick,looking all inocent like except for the smudged come fook me big boy lips.

[Okey Dokey]

My brother's lab ate his wedding ring. My brother has large hands and this was a very big ring. He had taken it off and it was on the kitchen benchtop. Spent the subsequent days sifting through dog poo, with no success. Then one evening the dog had a huge cough and the ring bounced off the wall! Dog and ring both okay.

[MVnut]

jesus man, how can you afford the food for that thing? A wolfhound eats more than i bloody do

Back then I had 10 wolfhounds

[Laava]

Most of thats behind her now

Ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Grumpy Gnomb]

Our dog yesterday went into my gym bag (brave boy) and took out my i-pod and decided it would make a great chew toy. Will be contacting my insurance company and asking for a claim form

[PrincessBandit]

My brother's lab ate his wedding ring....Then one evening the dog had a huge cough and the ring bounced off the wall! Dog and ring both okay.

Re-read that a couple of times 'cos I thought you meant dog and dog's ring... then realised that he coughed it out

[lb99]

today, my pet rabbit hopped up on my lap and proceeded to eat most of my lunch (steak n cheese pie), oh, and she hissed and got really aggro when I tried to take it away

[cc rider]

today, my pet rabbit hopped up on my lap and proceeded to eat most of my lunch (steak n cheese pie), oh, and she hissed and got really aggro when I tried to take it away

Wow, I've heard it called a lot of things, but, hey, no names are necessary.
Hard to visualize, though.

I'm on the wrong track, ay??

[TOTO]

and their cat will eat mice, the whole mouse, ears, bones, guts, tail, the whole lot

wow why would have known that cats eat mice.

Thats the first cat I would consider a cat

[skidMark]

Semen...........