First time in the Big City

[007XX]

Hey I know her - what floor of my building are you on?

That's a SHE???? Bloody hell...It's getting harder and harder to tell the difference these days

[Stirts]

Hey I know her - what floor of my building are you on?

Its a MAN....wait.....no.....fark......you like? I can introduce you? He love you loooongggggggggggggtiiiime if you pick his undies out of his bum.....with your mouth

[Number One]

Its a MAN....wait.....no.....fark......you like? I can introduce you? He love you loooongggggggggggggtiiiime if you pick his undies out of his bum.....with your mouth

Yeah baby. But bin there done that, prefer to munch butts minus the big saggy Y fronts. ANd he was way hotter as a girl too honest!

[007XX]

Its a MAN....wait.....no.....fark......you like? I can introduce you? He love you loooongggggggggggggtiiiime if you pick his undies out of his bum.....with your mouth

Yeah baby. But bin there done that, prefer to munch butts minus the big saggy Y fronts. ANd he was way hotter as a girl too honest!

And they say I'm sick...sheesh!!!

[Stirts]

Yeah baby. But bin there done that, prefer to munch butts minus the big saggy Y fronts. ANd he was way hotter as a girl too honest!

OKAY.....I totally understand where you are coming from.....so.... just for you my sweet, I found this lovely young lady for you, no big saggy y fronts here purple frilly ones .....AND at the thought of meeting you...her knickers fell off !!!! Have you always had that effect on people?

[Number One]

AND at the thought of meeting you...her knickers fell off !!!! Have you always had that effect on people?

It is a gift that I weild with respect for it's power is maginificent....

mwwwooooohhhhh hahahahaaa

EDIT: just saw this piccie in enlarged format...crap that's bad. Not from your private album is it???

[Stirts]

It is a gift that I weild with respect for it's power is maginificent....

I bow to thee oh magnificent one!!!!!

just saw this piccie in enlarged format...crap that's bad. Not from your private album is it???

feck...me been busted.....tis a photo of me you were talking about the quality of the photo aye? not my sexy arse aye? aye? And there I was hoping to score

[Number One]

feck...me been busted.....tis a photo of me you were talking about the quality of the photo aye? not my sexy arse aye? aye? And there I was hoping to score

That generous ladies caboose didn't need enlarging that's for sure. Now stop teasing me my dear you're distracting me from my paid employment.

[007XX]

And there I was hoping to score

You never asked me! Bitch...

And there was I, thinking we had something special...

[Number One]

You never asked me! Bitch...

And there was I, thinking we had something special...

Hey I thought WE had something special?

[Stirts]

You never asked me! Bitch...

And there was I, thinking we had something special...

Me too shy....you are out of my league...I was too scared to ask.

Sweetpea....... me loves you looooongtiiimme, you should know that!!!

[007XX]

Hey I thought WE had something special?

Oh we do my dear! And I'll show how special when I get down to Welly

Where is that Monogamy versus polygamy thread again...??

[Stirts]

my dear you're distracting me from my paid employment.

I know....teeehheeeee.....am I annoying you yet?

[007XX]

Me too shy....you are out of my league...I was too scared to ask.

Sweetpea....... me loves you looooongtiiimme, you should know that!!!

Purr...purrr...Oh you say the sweetest things!

But shy, you?!?

[Number One]

I know....teeehheeeee.....am I annoying you yet?

Dunno....am I working yet?