Vincent County Rally, Feb 1st/2nd Alexandra

[Ghost_Bullet]

1. Is he going for the handle or the butt... Only Ghost Bullet will know?

It was def the handle... I did not want to buy beer to add to the mckanna that was already consumed(would made me sick). Let alone pay 10 bucks for a plastic handle.

[miSTa]

That picture needs some explaination....

Watcha taking about? Has already been explained...think McKenna...

Now I hope you dont think it was me, as I only took pics of the tug o war. did not snap any of the helmet race. You did look rather excited by it all though.

Think you got rather excited too big boy.

Well seeing Mr S spying down the Helmet racers, it seems there may have been a twisted trend. Look below to see the groping Mr S geting a hand full from Scummy

WTF? Why are you taking photos of SD's "parts"?

hey now i'm ALLOWED to take pics of naked men cos I am a ture heterosexual... you on the other hand

Are able to spell correctly!

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

It was def the handle... I did not want to buy beer to add to the mckanna that was already consumed(would made me sick). Let alone pay 10 bucks for a plastic handle.

But you were sick anyway...?

[Ghost_Bullet]

But you were sick anyway...?

Well duh!!!! at the time, that did not count!!!!! Wot you are talkin about happened hours later!!!!!

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Well duh!!!! at the time, that did not count!!!!! Wot you are talkin about happened hours later!!!!!

So why not drink da beer be sick before you get into tent... makes a lot of sense mes thinks

[Ghost_Bullet]

So why not drink da beer be sick before you get into tent... makes a lot of sense mes thinks

Either way I was not going to win uh!!!! Given the tent episode, and the Milford Terror Attack, my whole weekend was a complete "blow" away!!!!!

[McJim]

He emerged from the tent smelling strongly of alcohol and butanoic acid with a smile on his clock, puke on his T shirt and said "I was rolling about in it like a dog, I love it!"

So I reckon he did it all on purpose. Hope it's your own tent Ghost Bullet.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Hope it's your own tent Ghost Bullet.

For that....Next time its yours!!!!!

[miSTa]

1. Our tent
2. Shot Gun lead singer
3. Shot Gun Drummer
4. Shot Gun Lead Gutairist
5. Party on till the wee hours
6. Shot Gun lead singer

Ah yes the lead singer, someone we know has more of her too...

[McJim]

For that....Next time its yours!!!!!

Vomit ye not in the tents of Scotsmen for it is difficult to get urine out of a Guzzi petrol tank

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Ah yes the lead singer, someone we know has more of her too...

I have a couple more to...

[JimO]

I have a couple more to...

she would have been alright if i was a few years older

[scumdog]

Hey, great pics everybody - never knew I was so fotojenic!!

And GBs story of the Amazing Exploding Dinner had me pissing myself, a bloody exciting weekend eh GB??

Didn't we all have fun or what!!

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's

What a fortnight eh, what with the woodystock and the Vincent. Fuck, I really love all this bike stuff, find my niche, and love it to bits.....dont want to ever stop.

Got down there On Friday arvo, with a contingency of 12 Queenstown folk, god it was cool to ride with a group,until they took the short cut through to Alex, twoz well wyndy, and me and Tex took our time, but still belted along.

We missed all the rain coz our friendly giant "Bob (who was singing his heart out to the whole camp on Saturday night....tee hee), lives in Cromwell, so was telling us when the rain had gone, so we arrived bone dry

I haven't seen as many folk there on a Friday before. Once I had calmed my heart and bike down, (Tex has never felt so hot, poor boy....... my triumpy btw!), I sunk a beer, then a few more, and did the rounds, ran into Scummy and Chris, which is always a total pleasure.......then embarked on dancing and singing, and doing more rounds. The Vincent has to be one of the best rallies, but I say that about everyone, guess I just love rallying eh

Ran into my Invers crowd, who I love to bits, and vix gave me a chilli concoction of a supposed drink, which made steam come out of my ears, and felt quite queezy, my mate mike said "come with me hun and be sick".....what a gentleman, saves getting hit on eh girlies.

Anyway didnt think I had it in me but woooooooooooooo, once the fingers tickled that gag point, bloody hell me feet were off the ground, to good old mike was holding me round the stomach and at one time, I saw my feet dangling freely and saw people upside down, and chucked up for England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!so that kinda sobered me up, so I swept away the remnents of puke from my mouth, downed 3 pints of water, and started again. Mike if you read this you are my everlasting friend, thank you so much for that....but equally god how embarrasing!!

Danced myself into oblivion, even without IDB there to dance madly with, it was fun fun fun, with much chatting and socialising. But dude, it rocks more with you.................

Woke up with the fucking head form hell the next morning. The QT crew, cooked pancakes and bacon, so after my tent was shook for the 2nd time, I ventured out and back inside quick for my sunnies, then took post by the barby, ate everything there was drank the mosst gorgeous cup of tea,didnt say a word to anyone, as at that stage couldnt remember how to talk!! and went back for a kip.

When I am rich, am going to employ a manboy to feed me food and fetch and carry stuff, as its all too hard the following morning, eh dudes.

Anyway, the thought of putting tex through a beasting made me feel queezy again, so I jumped on the back of Cromwell Bobs Rocket, and yep the smile starts and doesnt stop. Fuck the acceleration on it, is amazing........Thank you Bob, he has a Union Jack Helmet, I have a St. George, so we were Jack and George for the day.............Ha Ha

We did the rounds, lost Blue Lake found it, did some paddling, went back, had a toot, a beer and dunk in the lake, watched some tiny willies wearing helmets chase up and down, (was actually tempted to do that race, shorts and nothing else.....oooooer.................) anyway, then I saw the worlds smallest speed bike, and I stole it for about 1 hr, hooning around on that was so much fun, I heard someone shout, she pushes that quicker than her triumph (bastards), but fuck it was fab fun....

I then got adopted by two kids called Conner and Daniel who were absolute sweeties, so we hung out till bout 9pm during which time, Dangerous, Rashika and I had pal'd up and were hanging out too. In the end, there was a huge assortment of folk in a little circle was well cool. After much goading mainly by Dangerous, IDB turned up, god he has as much will power as I do which is that of a Kit Kat!!!! Dangerous attempted to chase after me to stop me knocking IDB off his bike (tend to get excited when I see the dude!!) so poor old Dangerous got a backward throw of beer for his trouble and somehow we ended up (or I ended up on the floor)........

So with eveil twin in tow, the night of fun began with jumping around pretending we could dance, air guitaring with lots of volunteers, singing till I couldnt talk, more tooting, at one point in time I think (well twice), I bared my breasts,,,,,,,,think the occasion over took me, and ha ha to see those blokes faces, was worth it almost, as most folk know I havent done a booby competition................yet!

Anyway, stayed up till about 4am, and then it was a panic pack and we all set off back, initally it was great riding with the pack until they started to go faster and faster, and I though bugger it, not for me........so I hung back and took in the scenery......................................Frigg in hell why do folk get comopetitive we all know we can ride, but show offs............honestly.....tut tut tut

All in All, one really fucking stonkingly good rally, must have been good as I am swearing a lot.

Now for the Wheatsheaf, me and a couple of mates, are camping in Tekapo for the night, then riding to the rally for Saturday night fun.

Coi 4 now.

Hugs and stuff, your Woodybee.....Always up for.

PS Might take up Mini Bike racing......God I loved that.........Tee Hee

[Xaria]

Anyway, stayed up till about 4am, and then it was a panic pack

So did you get to the masters games then