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    When I was a young minister.

    When I was a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
    grave-side service for a elderly man from a local nursing home, who has
    passed with no family or friends. The funeral was to be held at a new
    cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first to be
    laid to rest there.

    Since I was new here and not very familiar with the backwoods area, I
    became lost. And being a typical man, I didn't bother to stop and ask
    directions. So I continueed to ride around until I finally saw the
    backhoe and it's crew, who by this time, were eating lunch.

    Since I was an hour late, the hearse and funeral director was nowhere
    in sight so I parked my car, got out, apologized to the workers for my
    tardiness, and stepped to the side of the open grave, where I saw the
    vault lid already in place.

    I assured the workers I would not hold them up for long, but this was the
    proper thing to do. The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch.

    I poured out my heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say
    " Amen," "Praise the Lord," and "Glory"!

    I preached and preached, like I'd never preached before: from Genesis
    all the way to Revelations.

    I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car.

    I was opening the door and taking off my coat, when I overheard one of
    the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like that before
    and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

    ( I hope you all had a great Christmas and I wish you all the best for 2008... dasser )

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    Very good, Dasser, you've been quiet for a while!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Hey Beemer, Happy New year to you and the better half.
    Just more time riding and less time sitting watching this site ..
    Ok Ok.. painting the house....

    How did all your exams go ?

    Have a great weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dasser View Post
    Hey Beemer, Happy New year to you and the better half.
    Just more time riding and less time sitting watching this site ..
    Ok Ok.. painting the house....

    How did all your exams go ?

    Have a great weekend.
    Passed all my Massey stuff, got an extension for the Whitireia stuff after my mum died - and should be working on that now...

    Been out on the bike a few times since 2008 rolled over but it's been so damned humid it's like riding in a sauna.
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    hi beemer,
    PM sent.

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