What do you look like?

**Joni** · 22nd January 2008, 13:05

Originally Posted by Qkchk

It would have to be a bloody good photo to beat the Chopper Handle Moustache.

I actually think its very attractive photo and the girls would swoon... but I think he would get cranky with me if I posted it!

**jrandom** · 22nd January 2008, 13:08

Originally Posted by 007XX

boiling everything to an inch of its life is not cooking...

Enough tomato sauce can make anything palatable.

**007XX** · 22nd January 2008, 13:13

Originally Posted by jrandom

Enough tomato sauce can make anything palatable.

Gaaahhh...

You heretic!!!!

**Joni** · 22nd January 2008, 13:14

Im going to be bashed by a few for this... but this thread was pretty cool in its day!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5228

**Devil** · 22nd January 2008, 13:15

Originally Posted by jrandom

Enough tomato sauce can make anything palatable.

Even the French...

**jrandom** · 22nd January 2008, 13:16

Originally Posted by 007XX

You heretic!!!!

Sometimes I just drink it straight from the bottle.

Tasty tasty bright red sugary goodness!

Watties Tomato Sauce is the twentieth-century New Zealand equivalent of the chillis that poor folk around the world have added to low-quality and rotting meat for centuries to mask the horrid flavours thereof.

The unwashed masses must get their protein one way or another, you know. Don't be such a culinary snob.

**Grahameeboy** · 22nd January 2008, 13:21

Originally Posted by 007XX

Gaaahhh...

You heretic!!!!

Yep, Dan's diet is:

Breakfast

Muesli / Yogurt / Milk
Eggs x 8

Lunch

Pass

Dinner

Bacon with Salad so it looks healthy. Then Breakfast at 11pm.

Drink

Water with beer in it

Any he wonders why he puts on weight

**007XX** · 22nd January 2008, 13:51

Originally Posted by jrandom

Don't be such a culinary snob.

HA...says the man who won't drink just any wine

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Yep, Dan's diet is:

Breakfast

Muesli / Yogurt / Milk
Eggs x 8

Lunch

Pass

Dinner

Bacon with Salad so it looks healthy. Then Breakfast at 11pm.

Drink

Water with beer in it

Any he wonders why he puts on weight

Good grief... can anyone see a coronary in the making?

**vifferman** · 22nd January 2008, 13:55

Originally Posted by 007XX

Good grief... can anyone see a coronary in the making?

:spudwhat:

Wotchootalkingabout, Woman?

It's healthier than my diet, and I'm not dead yet (just working on it...)

NC · 22nd January 2008, 13:59

Originally Posted by Joni

Im going to be bashed by a few for this... but this thread was pretty cool in its day!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=5228

Hahah *snort* yeah....

**MSTRS:Me** · 22nd January 2008, 14:04

Originally Posted by Grahameeboy

Yep he left Clare in the car..............

...which is to the right in this picture.

**007XX** · 22nd January 2008, 14:19

Originally Posted by vifferman

:spudwhat:

Wotchootalkingabout, Woman?

It's healthier than my diet, and I'm not dead yet (just working on it...)

And let me guess:

your tastebuds have long given up and can only recognise chilli, your liver is a nice shade of purple, your eyes are blood shot with a lovely yellow background,and your arteries have taken a clue from the Tower of Pisa and are slowly but surely collapsing on themselves...

Aaahhh yes, that sounds just grand!