I got a call today on my mobile phone: "Constable blah blah from blah blah station" at first I started laughing cause it's an old joke me and my mates play on each other (calling up and pretending to be the cops), then I realised this guy was for real.
Cop: "Mr XXXX, do you still wish us to proceed with the investigation of your reported assault?".
Me: What assault?
Cop: "The one that took place on XXXXXX Road"
Me: "That was 3 or 4 years ago?!"
Cop: "Errrrr, yes, 2004".
Unbelievable, this cop just got the file... So, four years later it appears I may get my day in court!
P.S. My one and only traffic infringement notice for the last 6 years took less than two weeks to arrive in the mail from a speed camera that clocked me 600kms from home. I'll leave you guys to draw your own conclusions!
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