courtesy of Billy Connelly last week...
"She had a face that could turn a funeral procession"
Team Brehaut Racing
courtesy of Billy Connelly last week...
"She had a face that could turn a funeral procession"
Forum whore
As dumb as a Darwinian creationist useing their shoe lace as a razor strop.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Easily ammused
A good one I heard the other day.
Adding more people to a project expecting it to finish quicker is like asking 9 women to make a baby in 1 month.
Some things are worth dying for, living is one of them.
2 weird 2 live, 2 rare 2 die.
So useless he couldn't teach a shit to stink..
A face that would make Stevie Wonder cringe..
Originally Posted by sil3nt
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Hmmm, saw an "r" where there was none. Disappointed...
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Weekend cruiser
As dry as a Pommie's bathmat..
As full as a Butchers Dog...
and this is one of my own...
Better to pay for one riding lesson too many, than one to few....
Doing the thinking for you
Hardcore Biker
Dog themed:
'A turbo boost gauge the size of a fat spaniels face!' ... Jeremy Clarkson
She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
Forum whore
Billy Connelly again
"They made me feel as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdEaklpw4ts
The greatest pleasure of my recent life has been speed on the road. . . . I lose detail at even moderate speed but gain comprehension. . . . I could write for hours on the lustfulness of moving swiftly.
--T.E. Lawrence (of Arabia)
$1,101,806
His beer was warmer than the look in her eye....
She came on to him like a slow moving cold front...
And in a different vein, myself and a collegue were following a land cruiser in the NT with at least 15 indig...indid....indijo....native Australians in, on, and hanging out of it. My work mate came out, dry as you like, with a Forrest Gump quote..."Life is like a box of chocholate"....Brilliant!
It's time...
As pointless as an analogy competition on a motorbike forum?
Or has that been suggested already?
Hardcore Biker
All over the place like a mad woman's shit.
As crazy as a cut snake.
Tight like a tiger.
One hell of a ride.
It's our contribution to the rich fabric of communication.
is currently sulking in the Sin Bin
She's got teeth like the stars; they come out at night.
Not worth a cunt full of cold snow.
They cut the dicks off the stupid ones at birth.
If she didn't have a fanny we'd chuck rocks at her.
As queer as a concrete parachute.
I've seen better heads on a pimple.
L-Plate Rider
As scarce as rocking horse shit.
As sour as a dog's arsehole with a wedge of lemon stuffed in it.
Could shit through the eye of a needle over 10 rows of cabbages.
A button hole in a fur coat's not safe with him around.
Rasta Ratskins
I like Borats' "Her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard!"
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
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