Best analogy competition.

**cave weta** · 24th February 2009, 16:59

His face looked like he had just stuck his finger through his toilet paper

**Max Preload** · 25th February 2009, 10:59

Originally Posted by hellnback

(Stole that from 'Kenny' the movie that was on the other day!!)

Another one from that movie, that I liked is "Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad."

**UberRhys** · 25th February 2009, 11:19

"so full of shit your eyes are brown"

**Skyryder** · 25th February 2009, 22:01

Sex is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know what ya got until you remove the wrapper. A soft centre or hard core.

Apologies Forest Gump.

Skry ryder

**Grizzo** · 25th February 2009, 22:03

Hunched over like a dog rooting a cricket ball!

**EJK** · 25th February 2009, 23:29

Why did the chicken walked into a bar

**c4.** · 17th July 2009, 16:31

She looked like her face had caught fire, and someone had tried to put it out with a screwdriver.

**tigertim20** · 17th July 2009, 21:38

As tired as a bangkok hooker on a sunday after the navy left town

**boman** · 17th July 2009, 22:01

Wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting.

**kit** · 17th July 2009, 23:15

I suffer from stress induced tourettes (FFS)

**mctshirt** · 18th July 2009, 07:12

Face like a busted arsehole

She gave me the catbum face (you know the one when it looks like she sucked a lemon)

I feel like...you look like...bike's running like - a bag full of arseholes (all purpose)

She's got a dozen stubbies face/body (till it looks good)

He's got a dick like a pencil = tight fisted wanker

Shoot through like a Bondi tram (an Australian may have to translate)

He was all over the place like a mad woman's shit (a personal favourite)

Fucks around like an old lady at a christening

Tired as a fat boy chasing a doughnut rolling down a hill

She could suck the chrome off a towball OR the sheets up your arse

In that T-shirt her tits looked like a couple of puppies fighting in a sack

If I came home and she was lying on my bed naked and she played her cards right...she could have me

It looked like a gutted hedgehog...