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    Flat out like a lizard drinking
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    She looked like something I'd draw with my left hand
    With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
    I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!

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    Reading his thread is like an eye full of pus as you squeeze your girlfriends arse pimple.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    Reading his thread is like an eye full of pus as you squeeze your girlfriends arse pimple.
    In your eye????
    Shouldn't that be you tounge?....you have of the 'Great Burmese Boil Sucker' right?...

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    Sucking on the snotty end of my fuckstick.
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    gotta face like a twisted ug-boot
    SHE LOOKED UP AT ME WITH BLOOD IN HER EYES
    THEN HER SKIN FELL OFF
    AND SHE PROMPTLY DIED
    IT WAS EBOLA, LA LA LA EBOLA

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    limp as a sausage skin full of soft ice cream

    (before anyone asks - nut fudge flavour )

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    The schizophrenic was beside themselves with anger.



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    Mad as a snake

    If my dog had a face like yours i'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.
    No point pissing into the wind.
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    A nice Pit

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    Classy as an Arse Biscuit.

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    One from Kenny "mate there's a stink in here that could out last religion"

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    Hey Alan, Alan, Alan....

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    A bit nipple this morning.

    Only don't mention it to ladies with a pair of pokies. The long silence that follows, before you realise what you said and why you got that reaction, is rather embarrassing.




    "No matter what bike you ride. It's all the same wind in your face"

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    howbout ?

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    Face like a......

    Dropped mince pie...

    ................or a Crap filled Vagina



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