Best analogy competition.

**Number One** · 22nd January 2008, 12:08

Originally Posted by 007XX

Just tried that...and i'fe goft a blifter on my tongue...

Hee hee - so easy for me though I do have a rather talented mouth muscle.

Try holding yer face like this...

**007XX** · 22nd January 2008, 12:15

Originally Posted by Number One

Hee hee - so easy for me though I do have a rather talented mouth muscle.

Try holding yer face like this...

Oh I am told I can make that face...

**scumdog** · 22nd January 2008, 12:18

Originally Posted by Number One

Not an analogy...but like it all the same - When asked so what's this stuff good for?

Reply very quickly:

Coughs, colds, sore holes, rocks, pocks piles and pimples on yer dicky!

Hey, that sounds like a description for 'New Snibbo' - is it??

**WRT** · 22nd January 2008, 12:28

She had a face like a half chewed minty.

**hellnback** · 22nd January 2008, 12:41

"From the back she looked like a fridge with a head"

(Stole that from 'Kenny' the movie that was on the other day!!)

**Mental Trousers** · 22nd January 2008, 13:49

"Pulling like a 15 year old on the internet with a credit card"

**MisterD** · 22nd January 2008, 15:25

Swept off his feet like an Australian tagger.

Nervous as Steve Bucknor in a New Delhi bar at closing time.

**gunnyrob** · 22nd January 2008, 15:53

Spending money like a drunken sailor.

**sAsLEX** · 22nd January 2008, 16:15

analogy (plural analogies)

1. The use of a similar example or model to explain or extrapolate from.

The birthing class instructor used a balloon and a ping-pong ball as an analogy for the baby in the womb.
Many use the Gospels' analogy of a mustard seed growing into a huge plant to explain faith.

Saying these are analogies is like calling Helen attractive.

**Drew** · 22nd January 2008, 16:35

Sweating like a peodophile at a playground.

Black as a coal miners drawers.

Let's make like bald men, and be out of here.

**c4.** · 22nd January 2008, 16:48

[QUOTE=sAsLEX;1391950]analogy (plural analogies)

1. The use of a similar example or model to explain or extrapolate from.

The birthing class instructor used a balloon and a ping-pong ball as an analogy for the baby in the womb.

My mate's very tiny girlfriend gave birth to a 9 pound 1 oz (4.11kg) baby boy yesterday, his analogy, " it was like watching a 3 seat sofa being pushed thru a cat door"