Best analogy competition.

**PrincessBandit** · 27th January 2008, 12:23

When every thing turns to shit, remember there will be a whole family of very happy dung beetles.

**Daffyd** · 27th January 2008, 13:16

Useless as tits on a bull.

**Big Dog** · 27th January 2008, 13:21

As comfortable as Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert...

**Coyote** · 27th January 2008, 13:38

As awesome as me

**Big Dog** · 27th January 2008, 14:19

Originally Posted by Coyote

As awesome as me

As deluded as Coyote.

**Pussy** · 27th January 2008, 16:01

Another one I always seem to use to describe wind..... blowing like a busload of queers

**Big Dave** · 27th January 2008, 16:22

Originally Posted by Big Dog

As deluded as Coyote.

wow! dog fight!

**Big Dog** · 27th January 2008, 16:36

Originally Posted by Big Dave

wow! dog fight!

Nope just an analogy.
Referring to oneself as awesome is as Big Dave calling himself a great photographer, it may be true but self praise is no praise at all.

**Coyote** · 27th January 2008, 17:02

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Nope just an analogy.
Referring to oneself as awesome is as Big Dave calling himself a great photographer, it may be true but self praise is no praise at all.

I should've added in a smilie to emphasis how unserious I was being

**McJim** · 27th January 2008, 17:07

Originally Posted by Big Dog

Nope just an analogy.
Referring to oneself as awesome is as Big Dave calling himself a great photographer, it may be true but self praise is no praise at all.

As analogous as a Big Dog worrying a Coyote.

As hot and wet as the armpit of a Russian shot putter in a sauna.

**Big Dave** · 27th January 2008, 17:28

As stressed as BD.

**Swoop** · 27th January 2008, 21:39

As welcome as a reggae band at a Ku Klux Clan convention.

**sAsLEX** · 27th January 2008, 21:48

As useless as a wellnut.

**Kemet** · 27th January 2008, 22:14

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Originally Posted by sAsLEX

analogy (plural analogies)

1. The use of a similar example or model to explain or extrapolate from.

The birthing class instructor used a balloon and a ping-pong ball as an analogy for the baby in the womb.

My mate's very tiny girlfriend gave birth to a 9 pound 1 oz (4.11kg) baby boy yesterday, his analogy, " it was like watching a 3 seat sofa being pushed thru a cat door"

Originally Posted by McJim

Shaggin 'er was like throwing a sausage through a doorway.

Along that line I got this on from a lecturer when in a class at teachers college. If you are not familiar with Dunedin this may not make sense tho the quotes above should help....

Having sex after childbirth is like throwing a banana into the octagon.

**Ducman** · 27th January 2008, 22:22

If his IQ were 2 points lower, he'd be a geranium!

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