Best analogy competition.

**AD345** · 18th July 2009, 13:06

Flat out like a lizard drinking

**c4.** · 18th July 2009, 13:18

She looked like something I'd draw with my left hand

**Usarka** · 18th July 2009, 14:04

Reading his thread is like an eye full of pus as you squeeze your girlfriends arse pimple.

**Maha** · 18th July 2009, 14:07

Originally Posted by Usarka

Reading his thread is like an eye full of pus as you squeeze your girlfriends arse pimple.

In your eye????
Shouldn't that be you tounge?....you have of the 'Great Burmese Boil Sucker' right?...

**MIXONE** · 18th July 2009, 15:57

Sucking on the snotty end of my fuckstick.

**flyingcr250** · 18th July 2009, 17:24

gotta face like a twisted ug-boot

**cc rider** · 18th July 2009, 19:03

limp as a sausage skin full of soft ice cream

(before anyone asks - nut fudge flavour

)

**boman** · 18th July 2009, 21:53

The schizophrenic was beside themselves with anger.

**saltydog** · 18th July 2009, 22:24

If my dog had a face like yours i'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards.
No point pissing into the wind.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

**Big Dave** · 18th July 2009, 22:41

Classy as an Arse Biscuit.

**nighthawk** · 18th July 2009, 22:45

One from Kenny "mate there's a stink in here that could out last religion"

**TOTO** · 19th July 2009, 00:22

heard at a bike shop...."we've been busyer than a $5 hooker on K' road on a friday night"

**boman** · 19th July 2009, 09:37

A bit nipple this morning.

Only don't mention it to ladies with a pair of pokies. The long silence that follows, before you realise what you said and why you got that reaction, is rather embarrassing.