Sweating like a cornered virgin.
Sweating like a cornered virgin.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
....Clint Eastwood might make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak...
She bangs like a pub door on pay day
Cheers,
Colin
Originally Posted by Steve McQueen
'She had a face like 40 miles of bad road' - Leghorn, F.
This makes me angrier than a prostitute trying to put a rubber on an epileptic
White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
had this one yet?
Brains to burn, but too thick to light.
oh - and Hello from a newb in....
Ireland.
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I Aussie colloquialisms.
like
Dry as a Dead Dingo's Donga.
That would look like a Rat with a Gold Tooth.
Any others?
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Throw him into a barrel of pink tits and he will still come out sicking him thumb.....
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
Pulls harder than a schoolboy
Couldn't pull a nigger off a farmers daughter
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
"If your brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow your hat off" - (said by some old boot on Eastenders)
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Slap her arse and ride the waves.
Your mind is like a parachute - it works best open.
If eve looked like you the apes would be in charge.
As innocent as nuns doing press ups in a cucumber field.
As painful as a fly sliding down a razor blade with his balls for brakes into a saucer of salt.
As useful as haemaroids.
Proof that the theory of evolution isn't perfect.
taking your wife to a business conference in thailand would be like taking a meat pie to a banquet
With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!
"I haven't been fucked so hard since I was an altar boy." - Hank Moody, Californication.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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