Sweating like a cornered virgin.
Invisible up close
Sweating like a cornered virgin.
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
one placenta
....Clint Eastwood might make your day but anal sex will make your hole weak...
Where's the ride?
She bangs like a pub door on pay day
Cheers,
Colin
Originally Posted by Steve McQueen
One hell of a ride.
'She had a face like 40 miles of bad road' - Leghorn, F.
iGASM, not made by Apple
This makes me angrier than a prostitute trying to put a rubber on an epileptic
White Trash Pearls of Wisdom #2654 - Refering to yourself in the 3rd person: The only thing gayer, would be being caught handcuffed around a public toilet bowl, an apple stuffed in your mouth and George Michael administering an epic caneing to your exposed cheeks while Boy George documents the event on a handicam.
L-Plate Rider
had this one yet?
Brains to burn, but too thick to light.
oh - and Hello from a newb in....
Ireland.
Hardcore Biker
I Aussie colloquialisms.
like
Dry as a Dead Dingo's Donga.
That would look like a Rat with a Gold Tooth.
Any others?
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
OWNED!
Throw him into a barrel of pink tits and he will still come out sicking him thumb.....
Your picture's in my wallet and I'm sitting on it. And if that isn't love, I don't know what is
Hardcore Biker
Pulls harder than a schoolboy
Couldn't pull a nigger off a farmers daughter
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
One hell of a ride.
She bangs like a dunny door in the wind. (thank you Barry McKenzie)
Cunnning as a shithouse rat.
Thirst you could photograph.
Forum whore
"If your brains were dynamite you couldn't even blow your hat off" - (said by some old boot on Eastenders)
it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
(PostalDave on ADVrider)
Weekend cruiser
Slap her arse and ride the waves.
Your mind is like a parachute - it works best open.
If eve looked like you the apes would be in charge.
As innocent as nuns doing press ups in a cucumber field.
As painful as a fly sliding down a razor blade with his balls for brakes into a saucer of salt.
As useful as haemaroids.
Proof that the theory of evolution isn't perfect.
Weekend cruiser
I couldn't give a fat rats clacker?
masquerading as an adult
taking your wife to a business conference in thailand would be like taking a meat pie to a banquet
With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!
Hardcore Biker
"I haven't been fucked so hard since I was an altar boy." - Hank Moody, Californication.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
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