What do you know (update):

**Bren** · 22nd January 2008, 13:17

“I hear nothing, I see nothing, I know nothing!”
“I see nothing, nothing!”

Shultz from Hogans Heroes....one of my all time favorite tv series!

**jafar** · 22nd January 2008, 13:27

Shoplifters don't lift shops

**rwh** · 22nd January 2008, 13:27

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand

longest equal:

Code:

richard@diamond:~$ perl -n -e 'print if /^[qwertasdfgzxcvb]{12,50}$/' /usr/share/dict/words 
aftereffects
desegregated
desegregates
reverberated
reverberates
stewardesses

And "lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn't you?)

not quite:

Code:

richard@diamond:~$ perl -n -e 'print if /^[yuiophjklnm]{8,50}$/' /usr/share/dict/words 
lollipop
lollypop
monopoly
nonunion
polonium
polyphony

Depends how you type, of course, but those are the letters/hand I was taught.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".? (Are you doubting this?)

Apart from 'daydreamt'

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You're not doubting this, are you?)

And 'nonhazardous'

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

Code:

richard@diamond:~$ perl -n -e 'print if /a.*e.*i.*o.*u/' /usr/share/dict/words 
abstemious
adventitious
facetious
facetiously
facetiousness
facetiousness's
sacrilegious

(yes, I know you didn't say 'only' this time)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

longest equal:

Code:

richard@diamond:~$ perl -n -e 'print if /^[qwertyuiop]{10,50}$/' /usr/share/dict/words 
perpetuity
proprietor
repertoire
typewriter

Richard
[edit: yes, I forgot about the {n,} syntax]

**Qkchk:Me** · 22nd January 2008, 13:28

Kiwi's eat roots shoots and leaves

**Hitcher** · 22nd January 2008, 13:30

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

No word in the English language rhymes with month

What happened there then? Silly cunth.

**YellowDog** · 9th June 2009, 21:42

Faaaark - Nowt's original these days.

**Mully** · 9th June 2009, 21:53

The other line always move faster.

**gatch** · 9th June 2009, 22:18

Man who fishes in other mans well, only catches crabs..

Man who stand on toilet is, high on pott.

Man who stands with hands in pocketsis, feeling a little cocky.

**ynot slow** · 10th June 2009, 09:58

Why do 24hour petrol stations have door locks.

**Mully** · 10th June 2009, 10:13

Man who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok

Man who have sex in graveyard fucking near dead

**nadroj** · 10th June 2009, 11:17

Lady who take tin of biscuits to bed is fucking crackers!

**cheviot** · 10th June 2009, 19:55

nothing suceeds like a budgie without any teeth.

**geestring** · 10th June 2009, 20:05

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

All KB women are NOT all bitches... the others are in fact witches.

hay, you havnt met me, not a witch, wasnt allowed a broom stick, ha ha.

**Eurodave** · 10th June 2009, 20:23

Boys will be boys
& Girls will be mothers

**Genestho** · 10th June 2009, 22:17

What do you know about tweetle beetles? Well...

When tweetle beetles fight,
it's called a tweetle beetle battle.

And when they battle in a puddle,
it's a tweetle beetle puddle battle.

AND when tweetle beetles battle with paddles in a puddle,
they call it a tweetle beetle puddle paddle battle.

AND...

When beetles battle beetles in a puddle paddle battle
and the beetle battle puddle is a puddle in a bottle...
...they call this a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle.

AND...

When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles
and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle
bottle paddle battle.

(And no I didn't type it all out!!)