What do you know (update):

**scumdog** · 10th June 2009, 22:23

When a vehicle pulls out of a side-street or drive-way on front of you the amount it inconveniences you is generally linked to the distance it will travel along the road on front of you.

If it causes you to pull a stoppie it will mostly turn off at the next side-road

If you barely have to slow it will carry on for miles on front of you before turning off.

TRUE!

**kevfromcoro** · 10th June 2009, 22:33

the average mans penis is 6 inches long

where a womens vagina is able to accomadate 9 inches.

In Auckland alone ,, there is 3.5ks of cunt going to waste

**White trash** · 12th June 2009, 13:20

Can't drown a rat in horse spew.

**naphazoline** · 12th June 2009, 14:24

You don't get steel wool from a hydraulic ram.

(If you do,you better hit the big red button.)

**slofox** · 12th June 2009, 18:17

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

**scorpious** · 17th June 2009, 19:01

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that's about what my memory span is.)

.

incorrect. A friend of mine did an experiment and found they had memory of at least a month. Won quite a bit of money for that too lol

**James Deuce** · 17th June 2009, 19:55

Originally Posted by Big Dave

You can't close a revolving door

Aaron Slight can get a push chair complete with optional baby through them though.

**James Deuce** · 17th June 2009, 19:56

Originally Posted by kevfromcoro

In Auckland alone ,, there is 3.5ks of cunt going to waste

Most of them post on KB.

Only some of them are good.

**cheviot** · 28th October 2009, 17:36

Originally Posted by slofox

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

I bought a new goldfish for a pet last week, it turns out it's epileptic. Mind you it seems to be fine when I put it back in the bowl.

**burden2** · 28th October 2009, 20:44

Hedgehogs don't hog hedges
Steam rollers don't roll steam
Ocean Liners don't line the ocean (except for a small bit of the Atlantic Ocean floor occupied by the Titanic)
Paper boys aren't made of paper-but they do fold up like last nights Herald when ya hit the air horn after rolling quietly up behind them...............or so I have heard.

**jafar** · 28th October 2009, 20:58

The more you know the more you know you don't know

**riffer** · 28th October 2009, 20:59

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."

Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village."

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

First novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

The Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other nation.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Smartest dogs: 1) Scottish border collie; 2)Poodle; 3) Golden retriever. Dumbest: Afghan hound.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.