Too fast then ouch (Rocky)

[Rocky]

hi lawrence here again back in 1982 i bought a cx 500 turbo well me and my brother did they cost $10.500 each well me and brother went to the shop about 10 minutes away from our place we got to the shop and swapped bikes so i took of and going down the road doing about 180ks went up a hill then when i came over the hill there was a car that was stalled in the middle of the road i hit it at the ass end of the bloody thing but i got the car going and i didnt fall of then my brother came over the hill and saw me kneeling on the ground i was in hospital for about 6 weeks i think it was not good i go abit slower now days i was only 16 then . i stuff my right foot im lucky that i still got it :

[Patch]

wot hav u bin sniffin'?

[skelstar]

Are you from the past?

[bungbung]

Are you from the past?

famous you know, from the movie

[Katman]

I remember when the CX500 Turbos were new in the shops. The only other bike in the shops at the time that was over 10 grand was the Moto Guzzi LeMans III.

[99TLS]

welcome back how did you get out of here the first time ?

[cowpoos]

hi lawrence here again back in 1982 i bought a cx 500 turbo well me and my brother did they cost $10.500 each well me and brother went to the shop about 10 minutes away from our place we got to the shop and swapped bikes so i took of and going down the road doing about 180ks went up a hill then when i came over the hill there was a car that was stalled in the middle of the road i hit it at the ass end of the bloody thing but i got the car going and i didnt fall of then my brother came over the hill and saw me kneeling on the ground i was in hospital for about 6 weeks i think it was not good i go abit slower now days i was only 16 then . i stuff my right foot im lucky that i still got it :

Are Skidmarks father?

[Swoop]

Oh, Rocky!!!

(It's just a jump to the left...)

[vifferman]

Welcome to Kiwi Biker, Rocky!

As a special welcome gift to you, I've put some bling in your post, in the form of little squiggly dudes (no, not sperm) and some uppercase letters.
No, don't thank me - it's all part of the Introductory Gift Pack for new members.

"Hi - Lawrence here (again).
Back in 1982, I bought a CX500 Turbo (well - me and my brother did). They cost $10,500 each.
Well, me and brother went to the shop about 10 minutes away from our place. We got to the shop and swapped bikes. So I took off, going down the road doing about 180ks, went up a hill, then when I came over the hill there was a car that was stalled in the middle of the road! I hit it at the arse end of the bloody thing, but I got the car going and didn't fall off.
Then my brother came over the hill and saw me kneeling on the ground.

I was in hospital for about 6 weeks, I think. It was not good.
I go a bit slower now days. I was only 16 then .
I stuffed my right foot - I'm lucky that I've still got it."

Yeah - I know; I'm a smartarse and you hate me.