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  1. 23rd January 2008, 08:23 #1
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    New Clubbing Craze

    The latest craze for clubbers is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then drink it with a straw.

    Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking
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  2. 23rd January 2008, 08:28 #2
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    Anyone doing that's likely to come out properly fucked over...
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    yea right

    You're taking the piss
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    It'd be awful to see people making an arse of themselves ...
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    Brings a whole new meaning to 'hair of the dog' doesn't it?
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    It'll lead to harder substances. Next they'll be on the crack.
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    That's a hole different thing!
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    That cunt be good for ya.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMasterJ View Post
    That cunt be good for ya.
    Especially if they cough or laugh mid suck!
    Great revenge for all the pinkeye dished out though eh!
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  10. 23rd January 2008, 11:25 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Beemer View Post
    Brings a whole new meaning to 'hair of the dog' doesn't it?
    ha ha ha funny

    wrong time of the month and you will end up with a Bloody Mary!
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    Oh dear, I choked on my smoked salmon sandwich...you boys are just hilarious!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 007XX View Post


    Oh dear, I choked on my smoked salmon sandwich...you boys are just hilarious!
    you can afford salmon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ukbandit View Post
    you can afford salmon?
    Only every once in a while...the bakery next door to my work does the most delicious organic sandwiches. Not cheap for sure, but worth it as a treat...

    Otherwise, it's good old leftovers from the night before...gawd I get tired of my own cooking sometimes!
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    Wouldn't vodka in the vagina be, you know... a bit potentially problematic?



    Can't say I'd be keen on applying a 40% ethanol solution to any of my mucous membranes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Wouldn't vodka in the vagina be, you know... a bit potentially problematic?



    Can't say I'd be keen on applying a 40% ethanol solution to any of my mucous membranes...
    What he said. Think of the microflora FFS! Those poor wee lactobacilli
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