New Clubbing Craze

[Coyote]

to any of my mucous membranes...

Nice way to put it

Funny how many puns can be derived from the dirtier subjects

[Stirts]

Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.

If it tightens pores, will it tighten.....

[vifferman]

...the bakery next door to my work does the most delicious organic sandwiches.

Are they made out of organs?

[007XX]

Are they made out of organs?

Yes, and I especially like their grain fed boy's hearts

[Reckless]

The latest craze for clubbers is to fill a womans vagina with vodka and then drink it with a straw.

Experts are now warning of the dangers of minge drinking

The young ones are so screwed up these days????

Why would you want to use a straw!!!!

[Trudes]

Cause I'm not sure if one of those nip pourers would be very effective, you may have to apply some squeezing.

[Sully60]

Do they do this with tequila slammers?
If so where does the lemon and salt go again?

[pzkpfw]

Beats felching.

[P38]

Where do you stick the little umbrella?

[P38]

I'd order the Flaming Asshole.

Just to see the look in the Barmaids face.