Lady pillion needs seat

**jafar** · 26th January 2008, 08:01

Originally Posted by Mom

Good advice V, many on here would be very willing to help, but not at the expense of a pasting from the community for doing so. Mind you there are some that would not worry about that either....

Hi jafar! Happy New Year!!! I've seen it, i will deal with it...

Nice compliment

fanks love!

Selling tickets MOM ?????

there be nothing like a good hanging

**nadroj** · 26th January 2008, 08:05

Originally Posted by jafar

Selling tickets MOM ?????

there be nothing like a good hanging

He recons he's already hung! Mom?

**P38** · 26th January 2008, 08:14

Originally Posted by socialites

Guys/ Gals..I dont post often and quite frankly very rarely even read posts on KB as they normaly a sack of shit and lack any intelegent substance, however I have had to concede on this occation and approach with a question. It is as follows: I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc. She is early 40's, very slim and sexy, owns her own helmut and leathers and is generally a very cool chicky. Are there are any takers...? Let us know if you interrested...

Does this mean your "Pimpin Ya Ride"

Too desperate

Move on.

**socialites** · 26th January 2008, 08:16

Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho

It is all in the mid honey. Once you stop worrying about meeting someone and are happy with you and your life, bingo it happens. I have a friend who measures herself by whether she has a boyfriend and she is so desperate that she sees every man she meets as a potential husband and father to her children. Believe me she has frightened the crap out of some of my most sound male friends and they say that you can 'smell' her desperation a mile away. She has spent most of the last decade or so single!!

I wasn't looking for anyone, and didn't want anyone when BANG I met my lovely Kiwi boyfriend. And I am so happy I did. Fate is a wonderful Mistress.

Originally Posted by FilthyLuka

ladies and gentle men, repeat after me:

"This is an internet forum, not a country. This internet forum is not a democracy. This internet forum does not need to comply with laws regarding freedom of speech. This internet forum is not run by a government, your input regarding the running of said internet forum does not count. This internet forum has every lawful right to delete anything you may post. This internet forum has every lawful right to modify anything you may post for humorous reasons or otherwise."

and just for you

"i will stop using two full stops in stead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space..i will stop using two full stops instead of one and a space.."

and just to make my point

sue me

oops

ill climb back into my hole then...

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.."the intelegent biking community", and although it seems to be a mere handful of tits, it leaves one with a sour taste. We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please people...creap back in under your rock and mix and mingle with your type.
Now you fuckers can sue me...

**Maha** · 26th January 2008, 08:22

Not a very Sociable Socialite are ya?

**P38** · 26th January 2008, 08:30

Originally Posted by socialites

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.."the intelegent biking community", and although it seems to be a mere handful of tits, it leaves one with a sour taste. We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please people...creap back in under your rock and mix and mingle with your type.
Now you fuckers can sue me...

Oh sorry I forgot to ask before my last post

Does She Fu*K on First Dates???

**Maha** · 26th January 2008, 08:38

Originally Posted by socialites

..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...

Originally Posted by P38

Does She Fu*K on First Dates???

Hey P38, The above sentence from socialites suggests that she does!!....

**jafar** · 26th January 2008, 08:40

Originally Posted by socialites

and who said anything about being desperate mate?? She is by no means desperate at all..but lets face it..there might just be male out there that would prefer having a lady freind to spend time with instead of spending time at home alone with hand on meat...but then again...thats more than likely wishfull thinking on my part judging by your response..

!st part 1st : you said about desperate, to quote your first post :

I have a very good good lady freind who desprately wants to meet a single male biker, (but guys,you must accually own and ride a Sport Type Bike, not a Harley or one of these big ugly Jap cruisers.) for bike runs/partnership/ etc/ etc.

2nd part:
If the male would like to have a female friend hanging out with him because of the bike he happens to own rather than the guy he actually is then good for him. It would only be a matter of time before someone came along with a better sportsbike & she would be on the back of that.

3rd part:
How you can be claiming she will only go with someone on a sportsbike when you have a cb1300 is a bit of a laugh, the cb is hardly a sportsbike !!
Taking a swipe @ me for riding a cruiser is fine , we cruiser riders understand you have yet to reach this level. One day you might get there.

**socialites** · 26th January 2008, 08:43

Yeah its another odd thing about KB users...one gets reported for apparent abuse as soon as one retaliates..but its all good when you do the abusing...go ahead mate...report the abuse...see if we loose any sleep...and as P38 asking weather she "fucks on first dates"..well to that answer I would have to reply quite honestly that I dont know, but what I do know however..if she did..it would not be with a "Look alike Harley rider, to poor to ride a real harley, so buys a fake one" tosser such as yourself.

**P38** · 26th January 2008, 08:47

Originally Posted by maha man

Hey P38, The above sentence from socialites suggests that she does!!....

Thats what I thought too.

Desperate, Needy and Dont like Jap cruisers.

Three strikes and your out sorry.

Time to place the Lady friend back on the shelf.

Or maybe she would like to reconsider her options and see if there's any Female Sportbike riders interested.

**Bikernereid** · 26th January 2008, 08:52

Was nothing about your friend it was a reply to a question posed by someone else. You might have tried reading his question before attacking me!!

Originally Posted by socialites

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.."the intelegent biking community", and although it seems to be a mere handful of tits, it leaves one with a sour taste. We can only wonder if you do in fact have a life, as it was Friday night and you seemed to have spent it in front of the KB website throwing shit at all and sundry, while the rest of the world was spending time out and about.
Please people...creap back in under your rock and mix and mingle with your type.
Now you fuckers can sue me...

**smoky** · 26th January 2008, 08:52

Originally Posted by socialites

Fair enuff...we gave it our best shot, but once again the pathetic attitude of members on KB has prevailed, Notice the shit written over night by you.

That was your best shot!!!!!!!! how sad
If you don’t want comments like that, why did you start your thread off insulting everyone? You are obviously a person with no common sense and no sense of humour.

Originally Posted by socialites

you fuckers can sue me...

Why?
Do you take KB seriously or something?

It's like startrek dude

"It's life Jim - but not as we know it"

**P38** · 26th January 2008, 08:57

Originally Posted by socialites

Yeah its another odd thing about KB users...one gets reported for apparent abuse as soon as one retaliates..but its all good when you do the abusing...go ahead mate...report the abuse...see if we loose any sleep...and as P38 asking weather she "fucks on first dates"..well to that answer I would have to reply quite honestly that I dont know, but what I do know however..if she did..it would not be with a "Look alike Harley rider, to poor to ride a real harley, so buys a fake one" tosser such as yourself.

It's not me thats trying to Pimp Out My Mate.

An if she was such a "Winner" she'd have a "Man" by the time she was 40

**Disco Dan** · 26th January 2008, 09:04

How the SMEG did I miss this thread? *sigh*

...im losing my touch!!

Will have to set up a special fancy pants search function that trawls KB looking for girlies then sends me a text message!!

Tad out of my "age bracket" im afraid. ..yes yes.. the disco is picky.

Always keen for another F-buddy though, can never have enough

**Bikernereid** · 26th January 2008, 09:06

What is wrong with you mate? Have you been on another planet or wot? We missed ya babes!!!

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

How the SMEG did I miss this thread? *sigh*

...im losing my touch!!

Will have to set up a special fancy pants search function that trawls KB looking for girlies then sends me a text message!!

Tad out of my "age bracket" im afraid. ..yes yes.. the disco is picky.

Always keen for another F-buddy though, can never have enough