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    Island Life #1

    The maiden story of a series which I will call "Life on the little insignificant island."

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10488799

    1. 10 years for kidnapping and trying to murder police. He'll be out in 5.
    2. "I'm sorry, I was mental" gets you a "20% discount".
    3. Detained as "Special Patient" which means he gets gravy with his roast beef and Rialto + an extra decoder for the bathroom.

    I haven't even mentioned those cunts in Millford yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    The maiden story of a series which I will call "Life on the little insignificant island."
    Peanuts, you should see what happens at the other end ... http://stuff.co.nz/4373803a10.html

    Short version: Graham Burton, despite being a certifyable nutcase, is allowed out on parole. Whereby he goes and kills a few people and is finally bought down by the rozzers who shoot him in the leg. Hooray for the rozzers. He spends a while in hospital where the leg is finally amputated and is wheeled back into prison in a wheelchair at obviously very considerable and continuing expense to the Kiwi public.

    The widow of one of his victims, mother to two little boys (5 and 8), is given a bill for legal aid (for the inquest into his death). $19,000. She's told she has to pay it back at $25 a week ... "Okay, I can just maintain that', but that's their takeaway night a week. It's a pair of shoes for the kids."

    I haven't been this appalled in a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    The maiden story of a series which I will call "Life on the little insignificant island."

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10488799

    1. 10 years for kidnapping and trying to murder police. He'll be out in 5.
    2. "I'm sorry, I was mental" gets you a "20% discount".
    3. Detained as "Special Patient" which means he gets gravy with his roast beef and Rialto + an extra decoder for the bathroom.

    I haven't even mentioned those cunts in Millford yet.

    Stand proud you flightless birds.
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    That's just plain fuckin' disgusting. How do we get rid of the cunts screwing this place up? Revolution??


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    Should bring back public hanging, I reckon. And the first bastards on the gallows need to be the judges that swallow that "I'm just a poor boy" shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RantyDave View Post
    Peanuts, you should see what happens at the other end ... http://stuff.co.nz/4373803a10.html

    Short version: Graham Burton, despite being a certifyable nutcase, is allowed out on parole. Whereby he goes and kills a few people and is finally bought down by the rozzers who shoot him in the leg. Hooray for the rozzers. He spends a while in hospital where the leg is finally amputated and is wheeled back into prison in a wheelchair at obviously very considerable and continuing expense to the Kiwi public.

    The widow of one of his victims, mother to two little boys (5 and 8), is given a bill for legal aid (for the inquest into his death). $19,000. She's told she has to pay it back at $25 a week ... "Okay, I can just maintain that', but that's their takeaway night a week. It's a pair of shoes for the kids."

    I haven't been this appalled in a long time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BIGBOSSMAN View Post
    That's just plain fuckin' disgusting. How do we get rid of the cunts screwing this place up? Revolution??
    Remove democracy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sAsLEX View Post
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    Ban Political correctness. Shoot all liberal, hand-wringing grippers who think that criminals should have the same rights as the rest of law-abiding society. And while the guns are out clean out some of scum from the prisons.

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    Name the country that has less bullshit than ours. Fiji maybe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timber020 View Post
    Name the country that has less bullshit than ours. Fiji maybe?
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    Germany between the end of WWI and prior to the late '30s was so totally fucked that it allowed Hitler to rise to power.
    NZ is bad but it's not that bad yet.
    And Godwins law says this thread should now be terminated.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pete376403 View Post
    Germany between the end of WWI and prior to the late '30s was so totally fucked that it allowed Hitler to rise to power.
    NZ is bad but it's not that bad yet.
    Is history repeating itself?
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    (Sorry for the thread hijack)
    US Constitution says Arnie can never become president as ne is foreign born however given the current administrations knack of ignoring the constitution when it suits them - all I think all they would need is another 9/11 event (and it would not surprise me if they manufactured such a thing) to suspend the Constitution, declare martial law, and off they go. Its been done before - the Reichstag fire - and an Austrian was the beneficiary of that, too
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