The maiden story of a series which I will call "Life on the little insignificant island."
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10488799
1. 10 years for kidnapping and trying to murder police. He'll be out in 5.
2. "I'm sorry, I was mental" gets you a "20% discount".
3. Detained as "Special Patient" which means he gets gravy with his roast beef and Rialto + an extra decoder for the bathroom.
I haven't even mentioned those cunts in Millford yet.
Stand proud you flightless birds.
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