http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10656223
Never ceases to ammuse...
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10656223
Never ceases to ammuse...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Loud and Uncouth
Big perk of my job - getting surprises at the sheer stupidity of criminals, always good for a laugh.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
Police 10-7 is a favourite comedy show!Originally Posted by scumdog
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
O bearded one
I was watching a show on dumb criminals on Sky the other night.
A local regular, in a wheelchair, tried to hold up his local dairy, with a knife and a baseball bat. Knife in one hand, baseball bat in the other. No hands for moving the wheelchair. He smashes the register with the baseball bat, can't get round the counter to the back of the till, so grabs cans of energy drink and packets of condoms and legs it (pun intended).
He gets picked up a matter of hours later.
You've really gotta wonder..
Don't forget to bring a towel
A scanner is even better. I heard about some black people who were stealing a carpet, how's that for petty?
I haz a bieks :D
Brace yourselves
Some people just can't seem to comprehend that they do not have the right to be unoffended in their lives.
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
I recall locking up a muppet once who had an entire uncooked leg of ham shoved into his pants.
As if anyone was going to miss that one!
Don't forget to bring a towel
Are you a copper?
Forum whore
The thing that gets me is ...Why do people who are planning on a life of crime get easily recognisable facial tatoos???
I mentioned vegetables once, but I think I got away with it...........
Hardcore Biker
Someone sent me a link to this page last week, some rather ironic t-shirts that people have been arrested wearing.
http://www.uphaa.com/blog/index.php/...onic-t-shirts/
(these are their mug-shots)
WELLINGTON: Tag-o-rama
ZZZZZZZZZZ
Refer to thread title, with key word being dumb.
Nunquam Non Paratus
Best Frenemy you could have!
world's dumbest criminals. Prime used to screen the series I think. Awesome stuff
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Used to be. Left in 2006.
Don't forget to bring a towel
Cool, mind if I ask why you left the force?
Forum whore
Did you say, "Are you pleased to see me or is that a leg of ham in your pants..?"
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
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