The Crappiest Bike Movie EVER ??

[2_SL0]

Well I watched Biker Boys in the weekend, OMG. I think it deserves the title WORST EVER BIKE MOVIE. What is it with Americans and straight line stuff. Do they not have ANY corners in the US. I expected bad acting etc, but I was hoping for some decent bike footage, But what do I get some weird tunnel vision crap from Morpheous (he must of taken the red pill) going in a straight line drag type race. At least Torque had some decent bike scenes (well it had a couple).

[KATWYN]

Well I watched Biker Boys in the weekend, OMG. I think it deserves the title WORST EVER BIKE MOVIE. What is it with Americans and straight line stuff. Do they not have ANY corners in the US. I expected bad acting etc, but I was hoping for some decent bike footage, But what do I get some weird tunnel vision crap from Morpheous (he must of taken the red pill) going in a straight line drag type race. At least Torque had some decent bike scenes (well it had a couple).

Hubby and I saw it yesterday as well. Blimmin pathetic -

[jimbo600]

Wait till you see Torque!!! Now that's one crapolah movie.

[Motu]

Easy Rider - that was a very bad movie,it changed my life - I was only 16 and it twisted my impressionable mind into thinking riding a motorcycle was the best thing to do with your life.I was destined for politics,and by now would be leading our country,the highest paid non worker in the land.Peter Honda has a lot to answer for with that crap movie!

[Riff Raff]

I was only 16 and it twisted my impressionable mind into thinking riding a motorcycle was the best thing to do with your life.

You mean it isnt?!!!!

[aff-man]

actually torque is better than biker boys if you can believe it. In bikerboys they try make riding in a straight line look really difficult at least there is that opening scene in torque which has some smblance to riding. If i won an american lotto (i.e. 300 mill) i think i'd make a bike movie with actual riding no shitty digital enhancements. Might even hire some of you hoons hahaha.


Hmmmm i wonder if we could get a group of people together and make a low budget movie. Could be kinda cool

[Motu]

Next crappy movie was some Steve McQueen thing - saw a motorcycle jump a 12 ft wall,then the guy was riding it at some crazy speed on a dirt road,he was crossed up in the corners,really going for it! Unfortunatly my impressionable mind thought that was really cool,so I spent years learning the art of riding a motorcycle fast and getting sideways on narrow twisty gravel roads - an adiction I haven't been able to throw...get me on the gravel...and I feel Germans at my back and have to ride as fast as I can to get away.Those bike movies can ruin a person for life.

[Motu]

Then there was a Clint Eastwood movie where some Triumph twin raced around New York doing crazy things,riding up and down stairs and generaly doing dangerous stunts in built up areas.....impressionable minds sought to copy the on screen drama....

[Riff Raff]

an adiction I haven't been able to throw....

And this is a bad addiction because...?

[avgas]

but every "production" motorbike film i saw has been shit.
Good holigan one was "Judgement Day 2"

[justsomeguy]

The best I've seen and I've only seen very few. Was the opening sequence in Speed 2. That was a long time ago when I was a kid - but it wanted me to go out and buy a motorcycle. But something about just becoming a teenager and not having enough support to rob a bank stopped me.


As far as cage movies are concerned my ALL TIME favourite is "Ronin" with DeNiro and co.

[MOTOXXX]

Wait till you see Torque!!! Now that's one crapolah movie.

i strongly second that. its ok for about 20min but just gets realy stupid

[Madmax]

one good one was
Stone
Z1s cool

[Blakamin]

one good one was
Stone
Z1s cool

Now thats draggin a movie back from the dead!!!
(a mate of mine rode in that movie.... funeral procession)

[DarkNinja]

jeez torque was DUMB AS. theyre hooning along the road getting their knees down at say 180kph+ on the straight bits, and then they start talking to each other thru closed helmets. now you tell me you wouldnt want to concentrate on the road?
i liked ronin aswell, its great