The Thread of Useless Facts

[MSTRS:Me]

The gravitational acceleration varies with your position on the planet due to differences in density of mass of the earths crust, mantle and core.

Which neatly explains why you weigh different on scales not at your house

KELIM is the longest word that you can make in scrabble if you have the letters MIKKEL in your trivit. (It is the name for a well known group of flat-woven rugs.)

But, scrabble uses 7 letters on the rack....

[Tank]

But, scrabble uses 7 letters on the rack....

Not if its the last move and there are not enough letters leftover to replace all 7.

[Mikkel]

I just laughed.

[Wolf]

I have Licked my elbow.

Now all the chicks want to go home with you...

[Oakie]

Now all the chicks want to go home with you...

Perhaps if he could lick his eyebrows they might...

[koba]

Perhaps if he could lick his eyebrows they might...

Tounge length Is a major factor in it aye, I can not just touch my nose but get it in the nostril however eyebrows are still far, far out of reach.

[avgas]

Tounge length Is a major factor in it aye, I can not just touch my nose but get it in the nostril however eyebrows are still far, far out of reach.

So you cant pick it without getting your fingers dirty then?
Runs off to wash the shit off his fingers

[Finn]

Finn says, "Never, ever, date a woman with more problems than you."

[Ocean1]

Finn says, "Never, ever, date a woman with more problems than you."

And exactly how did you figure that out?

[Mikkel]

Finn says, "Never, ever, date a woman with more problems than you."

At least for some of us that pretty much gives us free hands eh Finn?

[Finn]

And exactly how did you figure that out?

In the emergency ward of Auckland Hospital.

[koba]

So you cant pick it without getting your fingers dirty then?
Runs off to wash the shit off his fingers

Yea as long as it aint to far up me nose.

[MisterD]

The country which experiences the most tornados per square mile is....the UK.

[avgas]

Finn says, "Never, ever, date a woman with more problems than you."

You dont know many women do you. Either that or you don't date?
You should change it too don't date a women with more problems than a 1960's Triumph

[Badger8]

my workmates helmet is 163 grams heavier than mine, but he has integrated speakers and a mic (homemade job)

Yes, we were real busy at work today