The Crappiest Bike Movie EVER ??

[Paul in NZ]

I didn't even bother going to see them...

They will end up in the same bin as 'Chrome and Hot Leather'

Now! On Any Sunday..... If I win Lotto I'll make a Kiwi version of that.. You can all be in it too (for a VERY reasonable fee)

[Motu]

I prefer the old movies with real bikes doing real stunts and not this computer crap - that's not what real riders want to watch.I've got a DVD of On Any Sunday,fantastic flattrack stuff and a good insight into Steve McQueen,the guy was more than an actor,this guy could really ride a bike - not many Hollywood stars could be in the ISDT on merit.In one of the Evel Knevil films I'm pretty sure George Hamilton was doing a lot riding in the closeups - no helmets in those days and he was doing some impressive stuff for a pretty boy.

[Juan]

A stinker is "I bought a vampire motorcycle" bet you can't guess wot it's about

"Little Faus and big Halsey" is somewhere in the back of my mind, think it was crap too

Best bit of a movie is when Anjolina(can't speel)Jolie rolls up on an MV F4 in Gone in 60 seconds

"No Limit" THE biker movie of all time

[F5 Dave]

Sorry Max, Stone was crap too, but at least it prepared me for future biking movies so I never see them now. Urgh, except I bought a Vampire motorcycle, that must have been KRAP, I have erased all memory of it.

The stunts in Matrix 2 on the 996 & I Robot on the MV were pretty good though.

[bear]

There is a scene in FLED (Stephen Baldwin, Lawrence Fishbourne) where they're going semi-hard through some traffic on a highway on Ducati's. At the time I remember it looking like quite good fun.

[F5 Dave]

Mission Improbable 2 had a varied chase scene on trumpys which was marred by the bikes visibly sprouting knobblies & the whole road to dirt thing. Um not to mention the rolling stoppie rotate & shoot, -sure buddy.

Favourite duff was the First Blood movie (Remember that? Sly Stallone [monosyllabic tone; "he drew first blood sir"]) & he buggered off on someone’s trail bike & it was making all sorts of 2-stroke noises & then changed to 4-stroke half way through yet blue smoke was still billowing out the exhaust.

Almost as naff as tyres squealing on dirt roads.

[edit] or was it happy days when someone was going to jump a 60s roadbike & it turns into a CR halfway.

[bungbung]

[edit] or was it happy days when someone was going to jump a 60s roadbike & it turns into a CR halfway.

The film makers don't think you'll notice (and don't really care if you do). For continuity badness, the A-Team has Chips style Police HD's jumping over cars, changing from a HD to a dirt bike and back from shot to shot, squealing tyres while in the air!

[Motu]

Almost as naff as tyres squealing on dirt roads.

Well they do squeal - gotta be hard pack though.

[F5 Dave]

Name the movie: “Squeal boy, squeal like a pig”

[bungbung]

Name the movie: “Squeal boy, squeal like a pig”

That is the same movie where the boy has 'a real purty mouth'?

cue banjoes...

[Motu]

Name the movie: “Squeal boy, squeal like a pig”

No no no - wrong packing,wrong squealing,wrong movie! Some kid from Wellington with a banjo?

[MOTOXXX]

man i just saw biker boyz on sky movies tonight.
i just lost 1 hour and 50 minutes of my life watching that movie and i want it back.

that movie is worse than Torque

[Sniper]

Torque and biker boys are stupid movies. I almost split my sides laughing on Torque when he pulls out his cellphone and talks onit while riding. Why cant they make a decent movie?

[Sniper]

I didn't even bother going to see them...

They will end up in the same bin as 'Chrome and Hot Leather'

Now! On Any Sunday..... If I win Lotto I'll make a Kiwi version of that.. You can all be in it too (for a VERY reasonable fee)

So you mean, you will pay us???