Supermarket chains nationwide are bringing out a brand new product,aimed at the Tongan community......................................... ....................
It's called "two minute poodles" ! ! !
Hardcore Biker
Supermarket chains nationwide are bringing out a brand new product,aimed at the Tongan community......................................... ....................
It's called "two minute poodles" ! ! !
Hardcore Biker
What do you call a Tongan walking a dog?
A vegetarian.
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
Hardcore Biker
What's the best thing about rooting a transvestite?
Reaching around and pretending you've gone right through
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Hardcore Biker
I bought myself a goldfish the other day - turns out its a bloody epileptic. Mind you, he seems ok when I put him back in his bowl though.
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
Hardcore Biker
why are there no maoris on startrek ?
they don't work in the future either.
sorry bro's.
Fairings Optional...
What do you get if you cross a duck with a steamroller? A flat duck
What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
For mine is the suffering, and the power, and the glory, two wheels for ever and ever, amen.
Registered User
Michael Jackson meets Elvis in heaven.
"Hey Mr Presley, I'm Michael, I'm the one who married your daughter"
"Well hello there boy, Glad to meet ya. I sure am relieved"
"Why is that sir?" askes Michael
"Cos someone told me she married a nigger"
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New Age internet porn
hey Baby wanna come ova to my space so I can twitter your Yahoo till you google all ova my face book?
Missing my buddy Morepower
Did you hear about the Tongan man who has been arrested for burning his wife during sex? In his defence he said, she was the one who asked for it doggy style
Missing my buddy Morepower
I confused a Maori on Trade Me the other day. I told him the item would arrive in 3 or 4 working days
Moped rider
Did you know 99% of women kiss with eyes closed???
Thats why it so hard to identify a rapist!!
The desert creature
Technically speaking, the correct term is "theft of service".Originally Posted by Drew
"People are stupid ... almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true. People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true ... they can only rarely tell the difference between a lie and the truth, and yet they are confident they can, and so all are easier to fool." -- Wizard's First Rule
Hardcore Biker
Which poses this question. If you shag a prostitute and then don't pay - is it shoplifting?
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Hardcore Biker
Definition of disgusting... Stuffing 12 oysters in your grandmother's old girl and sucking out 13
Learn basic maintenance as motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking in
Ive got a stray parrot in my garden.All it says is "good morning you ugly fucker.".....Its not yours is it?
A 16 year old girl wrote into the newspaper help colummist."I am a 16 year old muslim arab gril who has't had sex yet."Do you think my father and brothers are gay?
Question:What are women useful for?
Answer Something to lie on when your'e having a fuck!
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