Tegal Chicken is hiring at $38.55 per hour. When I told them about your experience handling cocks........ well, ...... you start Monday!!!!
Missing my buddy Morepower
Tegal Chicken is hiring at $38.55 per hour. When I told them about your experience handling cocks........ well, ...... you start Monday!!!!
DILLIGAF
A teenage girl asks her mom' is it true babys cum out of where boys put their penis?' "yes" says mum "fuckin hell " wont that break my jaw?!
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
A mum was cleaning her 12yr olds sons bedroom, Finds a load of bondage gear.. she asks her husband wot to do.. huby says whatever you do DON'T spank him....
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
Paddy caught his wife having an affair so decided to kill her and himself.
He puts a gum to his head, looks at his wife, and says "don't laugh - you're fuckin next!"
Self lubricating tool.....
DIY Tip! If your lady is on al 4's with cum dripping from both sides of her mouth what does that tell you?
Floors level!
DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!
Self lubricating tool.....
83 fish in a tank, 27 drown,how many left....................................??
STOP COUNTING STUPID!
Fish can't drown!
(send to slow mates like u)
DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!
DILLIGAF
women eh! boob jobs, botox, pierced ears, nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini lines and legs waxed... And they wont take it up the arse cause it HURTS
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
A wife says to her husband, "bulls can fuck 3000 times a year, why can't you?
"husband replies " ask the bull if he fucks the same cow like i do
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
Boy walks in on dad fuckin mom, Dad winks and keeps going. next day dad walks in on boy fuckin grandma. the boy winks and says not so funny when its your mum !!!
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy
When asked why such a long password, she said....well it had to be 8 Characters.
Dickens Cider
Confucius say
'man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist!'
No body move... I dropped my brain
Missing my buddy Morepower
2 rats in a sewer:
One says "I'm sick of it! Shit for breakfast, shit for lunch and shit for tea"
The other rat says "Cheer up! we'll hit the piss later"
DILLIGAF
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his paper?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
TEACHER: Now, Simon, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
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