TEACHER: Alex, what do you call a person who talks when people are no longer interested?
ALEX: A teacher
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Missing my buddy Morepower
TEACHER: Alex, what do you call a person who talks when people are no longer interested?
ALEX: A teacher
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Missing my buddy Morepower
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is the same as your brother's. Did you copy his paper?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
Missing my buddy Morepower
TEACHER: George Washington chopped down his father's cherry tree, and admitted it. Now, Louie, why didn't his father punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Glenn , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Missing my buddy Morepower
PRICELESS!
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.
The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.
The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'
The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'
The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.
The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
DILLIGAF
Hi its me, YOU'R MOBILE. You havnt really got a txt, I just wanted you 2 take me out of your pocket because your ass stinks!!!! Thanks for the breath of fresh air....
WISDOM IS KNOWING KARMA REALLY CAN'T GET YOU.
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
DILLIGAF
Whats the difference between PMT and BSE?????
One attacks the cows brain and sends it fucking mental,,,
And the other is an agricultral problem
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Dickens Cider
This years strawberry picking contest has been won by a woman with NO legs !!!.............Jammy cunt.
No body move... I dropped my brain
Hardcore Biker
10 girls have come forward. Another 8 and Tiger will have his own golf course.
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
DILLIGAF
chinese man rings his boss. me no work today i sick....boss says when i'm sick i fuck my wife,,, try that??? 2hrs later chinese man rings back,, me better , you got nice house........
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Forum whore
It was four years ago today I lost my wife - helluva poker game
"If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"
DILLIGAF
Man comes back from amazon with cock sucking frog and shows it to his wife.
She asks, What should I do with that??? He says teach it to cook,, then fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
Did you know there are 5 teletubbies? But you never see the other one becuase he's in jail.
His name is Rangipo
DILLIGAF
R U OK???? I saw the special needs bus flip over and i know you dont like to wear you'r helmet cause you can't lick the windows with it on..
SPEED KILLS, BUT YOU GET THERE FASTER
DILLIGAF = Does it look like I give a FUCK - Hell no!
Missing my buddy Morepower
Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore
Humpty dumpty spoofed on da floor
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Bent the bitch over and fucked her again
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